I lied
on the floor
face down
telling ants
they would
live forever
what was
I thinking
who am I
to play
King ant
I am no
one of much importance at this time
no I am not
I am lying
down on the ground
looking for change
telling ants
they are not seeing the big picture
that is when half a brain
lowers the magnifying glass over the ants
the ants hot and bothered take off their black
under their black
more black
I can't believe it
these ants
so little
so harmless
so black

why are they attacking me?

Notice
the storming in the palace
by numbers
as an army
forcing me to pound
an absurd amount of shots of
patron out of some dirty glass
where they sang their universal anthem
putting the glass up to the door on the floor
sideways it rocks side to side
all the ants from the other side ran to the door
on that side
I went to the pet store
I bought a mouse
but you cant buy one so I bought the two
I unleashed them upon the army of ants
they conquered the ants and migrated
now their are cockroaches next door but
I have nothing to do with that
so I call up the pet store
they send over a cat
the cat kills the pesky rodents
but my dog kills the cat
now my place is infested with flies
termites
and dustmites
and everytime I kill the leader
a new one is promoted
so the war continues
and the neverending battle
really does not end
until the locusts
die
but the locusts have just arrived
and now I'm trying to find it's
predator
only the fridge is open
my wallet missing
and what appears to be 4,000 ants
have just opened my car door

moonbouncing on the button
of my keychain
they taunt me

Sneaky they are
so small
they crawl

What an adventure

reminds me of when I watched ants as a little girl

What in heavens name would you do with all those seagulls or do they all disappear with the Patron?

Whoa fawkin intense trip dude!! Fawkin AWESOME!!