Topic: Modern dress sense
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Thu 10/09/08 12:08 PM
Becca is 15 years old and tonight she has a date. When she finishes dressing, she comes downstairs and shocks her grandmother because Rebecca is wearing a see-through blouse and she’s clearly not wearing anything underneath it. Her granny shouts at her and tells her she mustn’t go out un-dressed like that. She looks like a tart.
But Becca walks out the door anyway, saying,
“Gran, this is the 21st century, everybody lets their rosebuds show."
The next day, when Rebecca comes home from school, there is her granny sitting in the lounge wearing no top. Rebecca is very embarrassed and says,
“Grannie, I have friends coming over and it’s not appropriate for you to...”
Her Grannie interrupts and says,
“Loosen up Rebecca, this is the 21st century. If you can display your rosebuds, then I can certainly display my hanging baskets."

bigsmile :banana:

PrincessPeaches's photo
Sun 10/12/08 08:37 PM
good one.....excelent joke

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Sun 10/12/08 09:17 PM
laugh laugh