a soldier goes awol because he is being sent to Iraq. He is being chased
by the MP. He runs across this nun standing on a corner. He says maam
please help me I dont want to go fight this war. I have no problem with
these people and I have a family back home. Can I please hide under your
habit?
She nods and he climbs under. Just then the MPs come around the
corner. She tells them he went down that street. He climbs out and
thanks the sister. He says "Sister I hope I am not insulting you but I
couldnt help but notice how strong your legs are. I didnt know you got
that much exercise."
She replies "If you would have looked a little higher you would have
noticed how big my c**k is. I dont want to go to Iraq either."