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I stop at the convenience store this a.m. for my diet coke. I dropped my change. I'm leaning over to pick it up and this guy of maybe 18-19 yrs old walks in. He's not helping me pick up my change, but instead he's eyeing my cleavage! Walks right into the greeting card display, it falls into one of the shelves, knocking half of what was on the shelf off into the floor. I'm concluding, then, that maybe boobs are truly WMDs????
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weapons of mass distraction
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She's my little Senorita, she's got it going on.
(no apologies to Los Lonely Boys) |
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I wouldn't have been walking. I would have just stood there throwing more change on the floor
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I wouldn't have been walking. I would have just stood there throwing more change on the floor
can i get an AMEN 
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Okay so us women have the WMD's and the "Golden Treasure".
*Wonders why we haven't taken over the world yet???
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I wouldn't have been walking. I would have just stood there throwing more change on the floor
Will vouche for the sincerity of this statement...
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I wouldn't have been walking. I would have just stood there throwing more change on the floor
Poor guy, everyone was laughing so much, I think all he wanted to do was get out! |
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Okay so us women have the WMD's and the "Golden Treasure". *Wonders why we haven't taken over the world yet???
I blame it on the strippers.... |
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Okay so us women have the WMD's and the "Golden Treasure". *Wonders why we haven't taken over the world yet???
I blame it on the strippers.... Excuse me, we call them "Vertical Entertainers" |
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Honestly, if I had a pair of them, I'd probably never leave my room.
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Okay so us women have the WMD's and the "Golden Treasure". *Wonders why we haven't taken over the world yet???
I blame it on the strippers.... Excuse me, we call them "Vertical Entertainers"
So what do you call the prostitutes?....Free enterprise?
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Edited by
michiganman3
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Wed 10/08/08 05:37 AM
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I'd be throwing change too, from behind you in line.
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I'd be throwing change too, from behind you in line.
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Edited by
michiganman3
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Wed 10/08/08 06:17 AM
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I wouldn't have been walking. I would have just stood there throwing more change on the floor
can i get an AMEN
And a Hallallujah |
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Okay so us women have the WMD's and the "Golden Treasure". *Wonders why we haven't taken over the world yet???
Awwwwww the power of the boobs. God I love my girls. |
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I wouldn't have been walking. I would have just stood there throwing more change on the floor
well...somethings do make it a little difficult to walk at the moment. 
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I wouldn't have been walking. I would have just stood there throwing more change on the floor
well...somethings do make it a little difficult to walk at the moment.
God Bless Ya I've never had that problem but thank you for saying it anyway
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I wouldn't have been walking. I would have just stood there throwing more change on the floor
well...somethings do make it a little difficult to walk at the moment.
God Bless Ya I've never had that problem but thank you for saying it anyway
 we all have our hallucinations from time to time
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