You owe it to women everywhere to get in the jab that they have not been afforded.

Tell him "I'm sorry but I do like my men a bit thinner, and quite honestly your kisses made me want to run and hide and possibly never kiss anyone ever again for fear of enduring that type of mush mouthed kiss again."

I saw Vanilla Ice about 2 years ago in a dive bar in Akron he sang "ice ice baby" both in rap and in heavy metal style....

Stop....collaborate and listen....Ice is back with a brand new invention......


Wait...I am supposed to be giving Lilith some input here.

What do you want input on?

I wrote it in the thread....

Come on... Input please. I can send a collage sort of reply.

You want to know if you should just lay off dating? The "Hog" comment was pretty freaking funny....and I am talking your response to him about another date.

I think the hog commnet will g right over his head. I think I yucky kisser is a good reason for no date #2.

How should I reply to the latest?

Well, I guess we will use tact and not go for the blunt honesty here. Basically, you should thank him for the date but you feel that their is nothing their and that you really need some space right now.

But, if you go with my personal favorite, the blunt honesty, just say, "I would rather kiss a hog after I kissed your mushy lips." That might be too blunt.

I'm thinking of saying I want to blow up and get hog like...

The county fairs are over, though.

He might like that.

Wilbur....

Would someone seriously compose an e-mail for me? I like Lily's, so include most of that.....

squeal like a pig boy!!! eeeeeeeee....eeeeeee

Maybe, but I'd say it's entirely justified.

Ohh Ohhh and the writer appears. Care to draft me a no thank you zinger?

Dear Hog Man,

I can appreciate blunt honesty, so in that respect allow me to give you some of my own. My time is very valuable to me, and I have just been through an emotional relationship with a "Cowboy" that rode me hard and then left me in the stalls. Kissing pigs is okay, but not when they are too mushy. Wallow in your own mess kind sir, and hopefully you will find a Princess Hog to be with forever and ever. As for me, I am thinking of looking for a nice fox to lay with, but one that is courteous and a good "non-mushy" kisser.

Then adds Lily's stuff....you should be golden.

Yeah, cowboy had mad skills. Great kisser...


Goof that was a RIOT.

So, what you're trying to tell this guy is you don't wanna boink the oink....