I AM WRITING THIS SLOW CAUSE I KNOW YOU CAN'T READ FAST.WE DON'T LIVE
WHERE WE DID WHEN YOU LEFT.FRED READ IN THE PAPER WHERE MOST ACCIDENT
HAPPEN WITHIN TWENTY MILES OF HOME,SO WE MOVED THIRTY MILES AWAY.I WON'T
BE ABLE TO SEND YOU THE ADDRESS CAUSE THE LAST FAMILY THAT LIVED HERE
TOOK THE NUMBERS WITH THEM FOR THEIR NEXT HOUSE SO THEY WOULDN'T HAVE TO
CHANDE THEIR ADDRESS.'''THIS PLACE HAS A WASHING MACHINE,THE FIRST DAY I
PUT FOUR SHIRTS IN IT,PULLED THE CHAIN AND HAVEN'T SEEN THEM SINCE.

LMFAO

that was too awesom.