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Topic: Eastnor Castle B**tards
Dan99 Joined Sat 08/23/08 Posts: 14941	Fri 10/03/08 03:44 PM
No sorry, im all out! Semtex might be a little easier to get ahold of. gets on the phone to the IRA immediately You don't have to be in the IRA! Ex chemistry student here Who happens to be Irish..They dont teach that sh1t in English schools! Yeah, they taught us that sh!t in Irish school to get rid of the poxy brits! And after hundreds of years you still havent! Id give up on Chemistry and just go straight to digging the roads like you all end up doing anyway!

Pete026 Joined Sun 10/14/07 Posts: 14799	Fri 10/03/08 03:44 PM


talldub Joined Fri 09/12/08 Posts: 2629	Fri 10/03/08 03:45 PM
No sorry, im all out! Semtex might be a little easier to get ahold of. gets on the phone to the IRA immediately You don't have to be in the IRA! Ex chemistry student here Who happens to be Irish..They dont teach that sh1t in English schools! Yeah, they taught us that sh!t in Irish school to get rid of the poxy brits! And after hundreds of years you still havent! Id give up on Chemistry and just go straight to digging the roads like you all end up doing anyway! Well we did but you guys had done so much in-breeding in NI it would be like fighting mutants so we cut our losses. Now we're breeding you out by shagging all the hen parties that come over here!

Pete026 Joined Sun 10/14/07 Posts: 14799	Fri 10/03/08 03:46 PM
How about this one: C(3)H(5)N(3)O(9) (the numbers should be in subscript but am too lazy to do it lol) Yep, some propanetriol trinitrate sure would help

talldub Joined Fri 09/12/08 Posts: 2629	Fri 10/03/08 03:47 PM
How about this one: C(3)H(5)N(3)O(9) (the numbers should be in subscript but am too lazy to do it lol) Yep, some propanetriol trinitrate sure would help Just don't choke the chicken with a vial full of that stuff in your hands!

Dan99 Joined Sat 08/23/08 Posts: 14941	Fri 10/03/08 03:48 PM
No sorry, im all out! Semtex might be a little easier to get ahold of. gets on the phone to the IRA immediately You don't have to be in the IRA! Ex chemistry student here Who happens to be Irish..They dont teach that sh1t in English schools! Yeah, they taught us that sh!t in Irish school to get rid of the poxy brits! And after hundreds of years you still havent! Id give up on Chemistry and just go straight to digging the roads like you all end up doing anyway! Well we did but you guys had done so much in-breeding in NI it would be like fighting mutants so we cut our losses. Now we're breeding you out by shagging all the hen parties that come over here! Only the ugly birds have their hen parties in Ireland as the women over there are so rancid it makes them feel pretty for a short while.

talldub Joined Fri 09/12/08 Posts: 2629	Fri 10/03/08 03:49 PM
No sorry, im all out! Semtex might be a little easier to get ahold of. gets on the phone to the IRA immediately You don't have to be in the IRA! Ex chemistry student here Who happens to be Irish..They dont teach that sh1t in English schools! Yeah, they taught us that sh!t in Irish school to get rid of the poxy brits! And after hundreds of years you still havent! Id give up on Chemistry and just go straight to digging the roads like you all end up doing anyway! Well we did but you guys had done so much in-breeding in NI it would be like fighting mutants so we cut our losses. Now we're breeding you out by shagging all the hen parties that come over here! Only the ugly birds have their hen parties in Ireland as the women over there are so rancid it makes them feel pretty for a short while. I think your mother had her hen party here....

Pete026 Joined Sun 10/14/07 Posts: 14799	Fri 10/03/08 03:53 PM
Now, now children

Dan99 Joined Sat 08/23/08 Posts: 14941	Fri 10/03/08 03:54 PM
No sorry, im all out! Semtex might be a little easier to get ahold of. gets on the phone to the IRA immediately You don't have to be in the IRA! Ex chemistry student here Who happens to be Irish..They dont teach that sh1t in English schools! Yeah, they taught us that sh!t in Irish school to get rid of the poxy brits! And after hundreds of years you still havent! Id give up on Chemistry and just go straight to digging the roads like you all end up doing anyway! Well we did but you guys had done so much in-breeding in NI it would be like fighting mutants so we cut our losses. Now we're breeding you out by shagging all the hen parties that come over here! Only the ugly birds have their hen parties in Ireland as the women over there are so rancid it makes them feel pretty for a short while. I think your mother had her hen party here.... That is just a rumour. People tend to lie about their conquests for bravado reasons, especially the Irish, as no Irishman has ever had sex with anyone attractive.

Dan99 Joined Sat 08/23/08 Posts: 14941	Fri 10/03/08 03:55 PM
Now, now children lol! Its all good pete! We are just messing. (well, he is, i am serious! lol!)

Pete026 Joined Sun 10/14/07 Posts: 14799	Fri 10/03/08 03:57 PM
I know, I know... I'm laughing my a$$ off reading this, carry on, please!

talldub Joined Fri 09/12/08 Posts: 2629	Fri 10/03/08 03:57 PM
That is just a rumour. People tend to lie about their conquests for bravado reasons, especially the Irish, as no Irishman has ever had sex with anyone attractive. British women fantasize about sex with Irishmen as frankly their own men have no talent in bed. That's why they need to fantasise about REAL men

talldub Joined Fri 09/12/08 Posts: 2629	Fri 10/03/08 03:58 PM
Now, now children lol! Its all good pete! We are just messing. (well, he is, i am serious! lol!) I'm not messing you knob jockey! lol

Dan99 Joined Sat 08/23/08 Posts: 14941	Fri 10/03/08 04:03 PM
That is just a rumour. People tend to lie about their conquests for bravado reasons, especially the Irish, as no Irishman has ever had sex with anyone attractive. British women fantasize about sex with Irishmen as frankly their own men have no talent in bed. That's why they need to fantasise about REAL men Well you must have spent a long time sampling British men first hand to find out that this is true!

talldub Joined Fri 09/12/08 Posts: 2629	Fri 10/03/08 04:06 PM
That is just a rumour. People tend to lie about their conquests for bravado reasons, especially the Irish, as no Irishman has ever had sex with anyone attractive. British women fantasize about sex with Irishmen as frankly their own men have no talent in bed. That's why they need to fantasise about REAL men Well you must have spent a long time sampling British men first hand to find out that this is true! No, just a lot of British women that I've sampled, as they lay there, sexually satisfied for the first time in their lives, they tell me all about how crap you lot are! Then again, it comes as no surprise, British women always look SO miserable it's easy to tell they're not getting anything good at home!

Dan99 Joined Sat 08/23/08 Posts: 14941	Fri 10/03/08 04:11 PM
That is just a rumour. People tend to lie about their conquests for bravado reasons, especially the Irish, as no Irishman has ever had sex with anyone attractive. British women fantasize about sex with Irishmen as frankly their own men have no talent in bed. That's why they need to fantasise about REAL men Well you must have spent a long time sampling British men first hand to find out that this is true! No, just a lot of British women that I've sampled, as they lay there, sexually satisfied for the first time in their lives, they tell me all about how crap you lot are! Then again, it comes as no surprise, British women always look SO miserable it's easy to tell they're not getting anything good at home! As i said, people lie about this kinda thing for bravado reasons.

talldub Joined Fri 09/12/08 Posts: 2629	Fri 10/03/08 04:14 PM
That is just a rumour. People tend to lie about their conquests for bravado reasons, especially the Irish, as no Irishman has ever had sex with anyone attractive. British women fantasize about sex with Irishmen as frankly their own men have no talent in bed. That's why they need to fantasise about REAL men Well you must have spent a long time sampling British men first hand to find out that this is true! No, just a lot of British women that I've sampled, as they lay there, sexually satisfied for the first time in their lives, they tell me all about how crap you lot are! Then again, it comes as no surprise, British women always look SO miserable it's easy to tell they're not getting anything good at home! As i said, people lie about this kinda thing for bravado reasons. Weak Dan, really weak!

Dan99 Joined Sat 08/23/08 Posts: 14941	Fri 10/03/08 04:19 PM
I know, though blatant bullsh1t only requires weak answers! lol

talldub Joined Fri 09/12/08 Posts: 2629	Fri 10/03/08 04:30 PM
You're capable of so much better than that! Or you used to be anyway! lol

Dan99 Joined Sat 08/23/08 Posts: 14941	Fri 10/03/08 04:35 PM
Im still just as good but all that irish whiskey is taking its toll on you and your judgement on what is good has been impaired.