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| Topic: So Wrong. But Funny as Hell. | |
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Edited by
uk1971
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Fri 10/03/08 02:24 PM
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A woman's sitting in the vet's waiting room, waiting for her cat. A woman comes in with a huge Great Dane. They sit down and the first woman notices the other woman is holding herself stiffly, as if her back is sore.
"Excuse me, but are you in pain?" "Oh yes, It's my back. It's terribly painful." "What happened?" The Great Dane's owner blushes, looks around and leans forward. "Well, yesterday I was in the shower and Brutus here broke down the door and raped me for what seemed like hours. I've terrible scratches all up and down my back." "Oh my GOODness! That's terrible! I've never heard of such a thing. Oh, well, I see you've brought Brutus in right away to have him castrated." "Oh no," said Brutus' owner, "I'm getting his nails trimmed."   
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she should try a horse
they nip alittle and have no nails 
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