I got this email today!!thought i would share.
COOL THINGS ABOUT BEING A MAN

1. Your ass is never a factor in getting a job.
2. Your orgasms are real. ALWAYS!
3. Your last name stays put.
4. The garage is all yours.
5. Wedding plans take care of themselves.
6. You never feel compelled to stop a friend from getting
laid.
7. Car mechanics tell the truth.
8. You don't give a rat's ass if someone notices your new
haircut.
9. Hot wax never comes close to your pubic area.
10. Same work ....more money.
11. If you retain water it is in a canteen.
12. People never glance at you chest when you are talking.
13. One mood, All the Damn time.
14. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds.
15. A five day vacation only requires 1 suuitcase.
16. You can open your own jars.
17. Wedding dress $2000;tux rental $100.
18. Your underware is $10 for a three pack.
19. If you are 34 and single nobody notices.
20. Three pairs of shoes is more than enough.
21. You can quietly watch a game at your buddies house for hours
without ever thinking "is he mad at me".
22. No Maxi-pads
23. You are unable to see wrinkles in shirts.
24. The same hair style lasts for years maybe decades.
25. Your belly hides your big hips.
26. One wallet one pair of shoes,one color, all seasons.
27. You can "do" your nails with a pocketknife.
28. You can do all your Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on Decemeber
24 in minutes.
29. You don't have to stop and think which way to turn the nut on the
bolt.
30. The world is your Urinal.

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lol thats funny but so true lol lol lmao

now thats way kool

LOL good one!!!

thats great... LMAO

AAAHHH YOU FORGET ONE BRANDY,A MAN CAN WALK DOWN THE STREET WITH A HAIRY
BEER BELLY AND HAVE NO SHIRT ON,CAN A WOMAN DO THAT.LOL

not without a fuss LOL