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Topic: my "girlfriend"
mcattygarnett Joined Fri 12/07/07 Posts: 3527	Tue 09/30/08 09:52 PM
You need to accept her for who she is. he never said why no he hasnt but apparently he is not happy with her weight or something.

RareEntity Joined Mon 09/01/08 Posts: 23676	Tue 09/30/08 09:53 PM
**** it off her that way sounds interesting.

briancarr Joined Mon 12/17/07 Posts: 3310	Tue 09/30/08 09:53 PM
Life is too short to change people to make you happy with their devotion to your whims. Move on. You'll be happy with yourself. he never said why

briancarr Joined Mon 12/17/07 Posts: 3310	Tue 09/30/08 09:53 PM
You need to accept her for who she is. he never said why no he hasnt but apparently he is not happy with her weight or something. what if shes sick

mishaunique Joined Thu 02/08/07 Posts: 186	Tue 09/30/08 09:54 PM
Here's a thought- maybe she's preggers and she's driving him crazy with all the demands for pickles and ice cream, so maybe he just wants her to hurry up and pop the little one out.... See? I am giving him the benefit of a doubt. He better hurry and respond, because my next theory involves an alien an a probe...

mcattygarnett Joined Fri 12/07/07 Posts: 3527	Tue 09/30/08 09:55 PM
You need to accept her for who she is. he never said why no he hasnt but apparently he is not happy with her weight or something. what if shes sick so very true, mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, maybe Kirk needs to fill us in on what he is talking about.

MirrorMirror Joined Fri 10/26/07 Posts: 89680	Tue 09/30/08 09:56 PM
She is cheating on you Kirk

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Tue 09/30/08 09:59 PM
Enterprise to captain kirk. We have your laxatives and we are beaming them aboard captain.

doodlebuggrrl Joined Wed 04/30/08 Posts: 593	Tue 09/30/08 10:00 PM
Could cut off a limb...

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Tue 09/30/08 10:01 PM
Have her fart in your mouth you fartsniffer.

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Tue 09/30/08 10:13 PM
Kirk had a thread wanting attractive girls to fart in his mouth deleted. Ole poopy breaths got more problems. Yay.

doodlebuggrrl Joined Wed 04/30/08 Posts: 593	Tue 09/30/08 10:14 PM
ohhhhhhhh ick!

mishaunique Joined Thu 02/08/07 Posts: 186	Tue 09/30/08 10:14 PM
Kirk had a thread wanting attractive girls to fart in his mouth deleted. Ole poopy breaths got more problems. Yay. Uh..ewwww..

itsmetina Joined Sun 12/09/07 Posts: 18944	Tue 09/30/08 10:23 PM
**** it off her Best idea I've heard since I joined this place. simplicity is brilliant I've got more ideas

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Tue 09/30/08 10:24 PM
I wonder how much my butt weighs????

Down2earthdebbie Joined Tue 12/05/06 Posts: 6097	Tue 09/30/08 10:33 PM
MAYBE YOU NEED TO GET SOME MUSCLES YOURSELF OR GAIN SOME WEIGHT!

RareEntity Joined Mon 09/01/08 Posts: 23676	Tue 09/30/08 10:42 PM
**** it off her Best idea I've heard since I joined this place. simplicity is brilliant I've got more ideas i wouldnt be surprised

scoundrel Joined Thu 07/03/08 Posts: 5960	Tue 09/30/08 10:45 PM
**** it off her Best idea I've heard since I joined this place. simplicity is brilliant I've got more ideas You've got more going for you than just ideas, young lady.

itsmetina Joined Sun 12/09/07 Posts: 18944	Tue 09/30/08 10:47 PM
**** it off her Best idea I've heard since I joined this place. simplicity is brilliant I've got more ideas You've got more going for you than just ideas, young lady.

scoundrel Joined Thu 07/03/08 Posts: 5960	Tue 09/30/08 10:51 PM
You've got more going for you than just ideas, young lady. Is Heaven where you live, or is it heaven because you live there?