A couple made a deal that whom ever died first would come back and inform the other of the after life.After a long life together, the husband was the first to die. True to his word he made the first contact, "Ivy...Ivy...", "is that you ,Richard?", "Yes, I've come back like we agreed." "Thats wonderful! What sit like?" "Well I get up in the morning, I have sex. I have breakfast and then it's off to the golf course. I have sex again , bathe in the warm sun and then I have sex a couple more times.Then I have lunch, another romp around the golf course,then a pretty much needed sleep and then the next day it starts all over again ."" Oh , Richard you surely must be in Heaven! " " Not exactly..... I'm a rabbit on a golf course in Arizona."