WHEN I'M 100, IF I LEAN A LITTLE, LET ME!

The family wheeled Grandma out on the lawn, in her
wheelchair, where the activities for her 100th
birthday were taking place. Grandma couldn't speak
very well, but she could write notes when she needed
to communicate.

After a short time out on the lawn, Grandma started
leaning off to the right, so some family members
grabbed her, straightened her up, and stuffed pillows
on her right.

A short time later, she started leaning off to her
left, so again the family grabbed her and stuffed
pillows on her left.

Soon she started leaning forward, so the
family members again grabbed her and then tied a
pillowcase around her waist to
hold her up.

A grandson, who arrived late, came up to Grandma and
said, "Hi, Grandma,
you're looking good! How are they treating you?"

Grandma took out her little notepad and slowly wrote a

note to the nephew...




"They won't let me fart."




My Great-Grandma is 98, and just a sassy as ever..
I read this to her , She laughed and looked me in the eye and Said "
Oh' thats just great " I asked her "whats geart?"

She smiled and gose " It good to know im not the only one
that has to lean to fart, and you know, leaning RIGHT alway works so
much better !!!"

Have a great day !!

LMAO, that was good....tell grandma it works for me too, I'm starting
early

Lmao .. works well for my son to ...