Topic: Please A Woman
Loves2Please's photo
Wed 03/28/07 11:26 PM


A group of girlfriends are on vacation, when they see a 5-story hotel
with a sign that reads, "For Women Only". Since they were without their
boyfriends or parents, they decide to go in.

The desk clerk, a very attractive guy, explains to them how it works.
"We have 5 floors...go up floor by floor, and once you find what you are
looking for, you can stay there. It's easy to decide, since each floor
has signs telling you what's inside."

So they start going up, and on the first floor the sign reads, "All the
men here have it short and thin." The friends laugh and without
hesitation move on to the next floor.

The sign on the second floor reads, "All the men here have it long and
thin."

Still, this wasn't good enough, so the friends move up to the third
floor, where the sign reads, "All the men here have it short and thick."
This was still another disappointment, but knowing there are still 2
floors left, they move on to the next floor.

On the fourth floor, the sign was perfect. "All the men here have it
long and thick."

The women get all excited and are going in when they realize that there
is one floor left. Wondering what they were missing, they go to the
fifth floor, where the sign reads, "There are no men here. This floor
was built only to prove that there is no way to please a woman."

joe1973's photo
Wed 03/28/07 11:30 PM
noway laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh
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Tameka's photo
Wed 03/28/07 11:59 PM
oh no.... now the guys will have something to hold against us!!!! LOL

Thndrghost's photo
Thu 03/29/07 12:14 AM
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msmiko's photo
Thu 03/29/07 03:20 PM
drinker drinker drinker drinker drinker drinker drinker
drinker drinker drinker drinker drinker drinker i would have
did donr the same thing ...........kept going''hahahalaugh laugh
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