"Must drop squarepants, and use roundrod!!!"

And that's how spongebob squarepants changed his persona to become sh!tknuckles roundhead. He turned the crusty crab into a gay dive bar called walkin like a crab. Spongebobs pet dogsnail "Gary" became "Gary glitter" and wore studded pantsuits and said "Hey" a lot. Sandy met a mullet haired, chaindrive wearin local bulldyke fish and is in a knock down dragout on again off again relationship. Squidward is now queen squidward after the gonad removal sex change and the tentacle enlargement and implants. Plankton got arrested on sex with a minor charges and manact violations and is doing 7 years in bikini bottoms federal pen. And patrick became a writer and moved to jersey.

I thought Boo Boo was a minor.


oh Yogi.

Explain that to your kids.

I thought that Yogi was more into boinking ocelots. No wait. It was cougars.

And spongebob became rich. No more flippin crabby patties.