After having received lukewarm responses to what I though was an undeniably perfect profile, I have altered my perception of reality to redefine perfection.

Criteria:

If you can read through my profile and either smile or chuckle, then the profile is a success. If you do not, then, I hate to tell you but you have no sense of humor. Your life is dry and meaningless and I highly recommend that you publicly humiliate yourself at your first opportunity to refocus your perspective.

Thanks and have a great day!

I did chuckle...nice profile!

Thank you, yours too. I would like to mention that whoever took your picture made you look an awful lot like a flower. You might want to get a refund.