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I was forward with her in a friendly way and she did not get offended. It's all about how you approach people .... Are you a therapist? |
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Like I said.. it's like gettin to the center of a tootsie pop....LOL IS NO ONE LISTENING??? I want to get to your creamy center....I 'll eat you like a twinki OMG!!!!!! soooo wrong.. I can't believe you said that!!!lol It's true. I have had women pass out on me and some even suffered temporary hysterical blindness. It's crazy most shake afterwards and say “Don’t touch me ...OOOOO MYYYY GODDD!!! You are great at that...no don’t touch me yet.." Laying there shaking like a puppy left out in the rain...you girls sure do hit the roof when it comes to that.... I have had to wear a crash helmet, on numerous occasions, so that the woman that I was with wouldn’t try and crush my skull like a walnut, when I gave her the BIG O. Man I make a girl have a BIG O...and next thing ya know she spent like a 20 dollar bill in Vegas. My tongue should be registered as a lethal weapon. I love to do it you know? I like spending all day there... |
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Like I said.. it's like gettin to the center of a tootsie pop....LOL IS NO ONE LISTENING??? I want to get to your creamy center....I 'll eat you like a twinki OMG!!!!!! soooo wrong.. I can't believe you said that!!!lol It's true. I have had women pass out on me and some even suffered temporary hysterical blindness. It's crazy most shake afterwards and say “Don’t touch me ...OOOOO MYYYY GODDD!!! You are great at that...no don’t touch me yet.." Laying there shaking like a puppy left out in the rain...you girls sure do hit the roof when it comes to that.... I have had to wear a crash helmet, on numerous occasions, so that the woman that I was with wouldn’t try and crush my skull like a walnut, when I gave her the BIG O. Man I make a girl have a BIG O...and next thing ya know she spent like a 20 dollar bill in Vegas. My tongue should be registered as a lethal weapon. I love to do it you know? I like spending all day there... Don't be embarrassed. Just tell him to prove it. |
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Unless....you're actually dating guys named frog or froggy. Cuz froggy went a courtin and he did ride uh huh, uh huh, froggy went a courtin and he did ride uh huh, uh huh, froggy went a courtin he did ride six gun pistols by his side froggy went a courtin he did ride uh huh.
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Only one babe...but you have to kiss him really good...all over his body!!
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Man I make a girl have a BIG O...and next thing ya know she spent like a 20 dollar bill in Vegas. Oh man, you had me going there for a minute. I thought she actually spent $20 of her OWN money |
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Man I make a girl have a BIG O...and next thing ya know she spent like a 20 dollar bill in Vegas. Oh man, you had me going there for a minute. I thought she actually spent $20 of her OWN money Lol! |
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I kissed a toad and I liked it. Her lips taste like cherry chapstick.
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I kissed a toad and I liked it. Her lips taste like cherry chapstick. You are one strange little old man. |
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is that vigo from ghostbusters 2?
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Edited by
the_mind_flayer
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Mon 09/29/08 10:53 AM
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He would scare Vigo what you talkin' about, Willis?
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Kiss me I turn in to something? hahah
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I kissed a toad and I liked it. Her lips taste like cherry chapstick. You are one strange little old man. |
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snort
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I kissed a toad and I liked it. Her lips taste like cherry chapstick. You are one strange little old man. Well, at least he knows me. Thanks.:) |
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Man I make a girl have a BIG O...and next thing ya know she spent like a 20 dollar bill in Vegas. Oh man, you had me going there for a minute. I thought she actually spent $20 of her OWN money Lol! She will..... |
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I kissed a toad and I liked it. Her lips taste like cherry chapstick. You are one strange little old man. |
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OH. MY. EFFING. GOD. HE JUST TURNED WINX INTO AN EYEBROW RAISE
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Dude he's amazing.
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OH. MY. EFFING. GOD. HE JUST TURNED WINX INTO AN EYEBROW RAISE |
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