Topic: can someone please tell me...
the_mind_flayer's photo
Mon 09/29/08 10:41 AM

I was forward with her in a friendly way and she did not get offended. It's all about how you approach people ....


Are you a therapist?

Godschosengirl's photo
Mon 09/29/08 10:42 AM






rofl rofl Like I said.. it's like gettin to the center of a tootsie pop....LOLlaugh

IS NO ONE LISTENING???rofl


I want to get to your creamy center....I 'll eat you like a twinki

OMG!!!!!!blushing blushing blushing noway noway


love love love :tongue: :tongue: :tongue: :tongue: :tongue: :tongue: :tongue: :tongue: :tongue:


soooo wrong.. I can't believe you said that!!!lol


It's true. I have had women pass out on me and some even suffered temporary hysterical blindness.

It's crazy most shake afterwards and say “Don’t touch me ...OOOOO MYYYY GODDD!!! You are great at that...no don’t touch me yet.."

Laying there shaking like a puppy left out in the rain...you girls sure do hit the roof when it comes to that....

I have had to wear a crash helmet, on numerous occasions, so that the woman that I was with wouldn’t try and crush my skull like a walnut, when I gave her the BIG O.

Man I make a girl have a BIG O...and next thing ya know she spent like a 20 dollar bill in Vegas.

My tongue should be registered as a lethal weapon.
I love to do it you know? I like spending all day there...



noway noway noway embarassed embarassed embarassed

Ruth34611's photo
Mon 09/29/08 10:43 AM







rofl rofl Like I said.. it's like gettin to the center of a tootsie pop....LOLlaugh

IS NO ONE LISTENING???rofl


I want to get to your creamy center....I 'll eat you like a twinki

OMG!!!!!!blushing blushing blushing noway noway




love love love :tongue: :tongue: :tongue: :tongue: :tongue: :tongue: :tongue: :tongue: :tongue:


soooo wrong.. I can't believe you said that!!!lol


It's true. I have had women pass out on me and some even suffered temporary hysterical blindness.

It's crazy most shake afterwards and say “Don’t touch me ...OOOOO MYYYY GODDD!!! You are great at that...no don’t touch me yet.."

Laying there shaking like a puppy left out in the rain...you girls sure do hit the roof when it comes to that....

I have had to wear a crash helmet, on numerous occasions, so that the woman that I was with wouldn’t try and crush my skull like a walnut, when I gave her the BIG O.

Man I make a girl have a BIG O...and next thing ya know she spent like a 20 dollar bill in Vegas.

My tongue should be registered as a lethal weapon.
I love to do it you know? I like spending all day there...



noway noway noway embarassed embarassed embarassed


Don't be embarrassed. Just tell him to prove it. :wink:

longhairbiker's photo
Mon 09/29/08 10:43 AM
Unless....you're actually dating guys named frog or froggy. Cuz froggy went a courtin and he did ride uh huh, uh huh, froggy went a courtin and he did ride uh huh, uh huh, froggy went a courtin he did ride six gun pistols by his side froggy went a courtin he did ride uh huh.

luv2roknroll's photo
Mon 09/29/08 10:44 AM
Only one babe...but you have to kiss him really good...all over his body!!

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Mon 09/29/08 10:45 AM


Man I make a girl have a BIG O...and next thing ya know she spent like a 20 dollar bill in Vegas.





Oh man, you had me going there for a minute.











I thought she actually spent $20 of her OWN money

the_mind_flayer's photo
Mon 09/29/08 10:47 AM



Man I make a girl have a BIG O...and next thing ya know she spent like a 20 dollar bill in Vegas.





Oh man, you had me going there for a minute.











I thought she actually spent $20 of her OWN money


Lol!

longhairbiker's photo
Mon 09/29/08 10:48 AM
I kissed a toad and I liked it. Her lips taste like cherry chapstick.

the_mind_flayer's photo
Mon 09/29/08 10:50 AM

I kissed a toad and I liked it. Her lips taste like cherry chapstick.


You are one strange little old man.

no photo
Mon 09/29/08 10:51 AM
is that vigo from ghostbusters 2?

the_mind_flayer's photo
Mon 09/29/08 10:53 AM
Edited by the_mind_flayer on Mon 09/29/08 10:53 AM
He would scare Vigo what you talkin' about, Willis?

Mrtap's photo
Mon 09/29/08 10:54 AM
Kiss me I turn in to something? hahah

longhairbiker's photo
Mon 09/29/08 11:03 AM


I kissed a toad and I liked it. Her lips taste like cherry chapstick.


You are one strange little old man.
...yes. And you're the greatest thing since apple pie. Why you're Mr. Wonderful. Chicks a just a diggin you. Gotta beat em off with a stick I see. Justa meltin them hearts with your ego, and your suave. You rock homedog.

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Mon 09/29/08 11:04 AM
snort

the_mind_flayer's photo
Mon 09/29/08 11:04 AM



I kissed a toad and I liked it. Her lips taste like cherry chapstick.


You are one strange little old man.
...yes. And you're the greatest thing since apple pie. Why you're Mr. Wonderful. Chicks a just a diggin you. Gotta beat em off with a stick I see. Justa meltin them hearts with your ego, and your suave. You rock homedog.


Well, at least he knows me. Thanks.:)

GOALLTHEWAY's photo
Mon 09/29/08 11:05 AM




Man I make a girl have a BIG O...and next thing ya know she spent like a 20 dollar bill in Vegas.





Oh man, you had me going there for a minute.











I thought she actually spent $20 of her OWN money


Lol!


She will.....

Winx's photo
Mon 09/29/08 11:06 AM


I kissed a toad and I liked it. Her lips taste like cherry chapstick.


You are one strange little old man.




huh

no photo
Mon 09/29/08 11:09 AM
OH. MY. EFFING. GOD. HE JUST TURNED WINX INTO AN EYEBROW RAISE



the_mind_flayer's photo
Mon 09/29/08 11:10 AM
Dude he's amazing.

Winx's photo
Mon 09/29/08 11:11 AM

OH. MY. EFFING. GOD. HE JUST TURNED WINX INTO AN EYEBROW RAISE





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