Topic: Monica Lewinsky was walking on the beach
uk1971's photo
Sun 09/28/08 12:50 PM
Monica Lewinsky was walking on the beach when she found a lantern washed up on the shore. She started to rub it and out popped a genie.
"Oh goodie, now I will get three wishes!",
she exclaimed.
"No",
said the genie,
"You have been very bad recently, and because of this, I can only give you one wish."
"Lets see,"
says Monica,
"I don't need fame, because I have plenty of that due to all of the media coverage."
"And I don't need money, because after I write my book, and do all my interviews, I'll have all the money I could ever want."
"I would like to get rid of these love handles, though." "Yeah, that's it,for my one wish, I would like my love handles removed."
Poof!, and just like that, her ears were gone!

bigsmile :banana:

nice12U's photo
Sun 09/28/08 01:01 PM
Nice!!!!!!

HFTOTOW's photo
Sun 09/28/08 05:27 PM
that was a good one. ty for the laugh