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 That is what you get for not wearing your own clothes Oh yeah, tell her Patti  I can even throw them over tall buildings and hit my targets without seeing them WEll CAthy, we don't lie to each other, actually we are brutally honest around here. WE are actual ADULTS and can handle the truth no matter what.  You better find a good place to duck and hide, Merle had good freakin aim, she's like a missle laugher, those slippers can go upstairs, around corners and find you hiding in a closet too  dayumn, I can never dress right for this thread. I had all my rain gear on yesterday and Patti told me I didn't need to wear it yet cause Merle was off somewhere. I come in this a.m. wearing my prettiest Teddy and now look...I got piss all over it...and it ain't mine!!!  I mean it ain't my piss!!! |
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Especially in here, a teddy no less, what the hell is she thinking
Oh yeah, tell her Patti I can even throw them over tall buildings and hit my targets without seeing them WEll CAthy, we don't lie to each other, actually we are brutally honest around here. WE are actual ADULTS and can handle the truth no matter what. You better find a good place to duck and hide, Merle had good freakin aim, she's like a missle laugher, those slippers can go upstairs, around corners and find you hiding in a closet too dayumn, I can never dress right for this thread. I had all my rain gear on yesterday and Patti told me I didn't need to wear it yet cause Merle was off somewhere. I come in this a.m. wearing my prettiest Teddy and now look...I got piss all over it...and it ain't mine!!! Ok WHO wears a teddy to a coffee bar  ewwww a borrowed teddy no less  You ain't gonna impress me and Merle with that kind of clothing missy |
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Oh good, now she uses the right words and whew we were worried about you there for a minute
That is what you get for not wearing your own clothes Oh yeah, tell her Patti I can even throw them over tall buildings and hit my targets without seeing them WEll CAthy, we don't lie to each other, actually we are brutally honest around here. WE are actual ADULTS and can handle the truth no matter what. You better find a good place to duck and hide, Merle had good freakin aim, she's like a missle laugher, those slippers can go upstairs, around corners and find you hiding in a closet too dayumn, I can never dress right for this thread. I had all my rain gear on yesterday and Patti told me I didn't need to wear it yet cause Merle was off somewhere. I come in this a.m. wearing my prettiest Teddy and now look...I got piss all over it...and it ain't mine!!! I mean it ain't my piss!!! |
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Oh yeah, tell her Patti I can even throw them over tall buildings and hit my targets without seeing them WEll CAthy, we don't lie to each other, actually we are brutally honest around here. WE are actual ADULTS and can handle the truth no matter what. You better find a good place to duck and hide, Merle had good freakin aim, she's like a missle laugher, those slippers can go upstairs, around corners and find you hiding in a closet too dayumn, I can never dress right for this thread. I had all my rain gear on yesterday and Patti told me I didn't need to wear it yet cause Merle was off somewhere. I come in this a.m. wearing my prettiest Teddy and now look...I got piss all over it...and it ain't mine!!! Ok WHO wears a teddy to a coffee bar ewwww a borrowed teddy no less You ain't gonna impress me and Merle with that kind of clothing missy depends on what I'm looking for on what I wear to the coffee bar...speaking of depends.......
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Good morning all.
Yes, I am alive No, I didnt get arrested. (dang it) Yes, its back to normal. ( again, dang it) NO, I didnt meet anyone. ( for the third time, DANG IT) |
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Morning {{robin}}
glad you didn't get arrested sorry you didn't meet anyone  sorry things are back to normal glad you are alive  guess you are or you wouldn't be posting
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Damn, I hope you don't wear them with a teddy Oh yeah, tell her Patti I can even throw them over tall buildings and hit my targets without seeing them WEll CAthy, we don't lie to each other, actually we are brutally honest around here. WE are actual ADULTS and can handle the truth no matter what. You better find a good place to duck and hide, Merle had good freakin aim, she's like a missle laugher, those slippers can go upstairs, around corners and find you hiding in a closet too dayumn, I can never dress right for this thread. I had all my rain gear on yesterday and Patti told me I didn't need to wear it yet cause Merle was off somewhere. I come in this a.m. wearing my prettiest Teddy and now look...I got piss all over it...and it ain't mine!!! Ok WHO wears a teddy to a coffee bar ewwww a borrowed teddy no less You ain't gonna impress me and Merle with that kind of clothing missy depends on what I'm looking for on what I wear to the coffee bar...speaking of depends....... |
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Edited by
bad_girl
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Mon 09/29/08 04:50 AM
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Okay folks, here is an updated list of the coffee selections: merle blend - to good to be bad sharpshooter on the "mark" blend - mellow to start, but the more you drink the more robust it gets tap "special blend" - a smooth creamy blend haji how is this blend - a strong robust blend patti perk me up blend - a mild blend with special flavoring fade2black blend - a strong blend that smooths into a silky blend arcade blend - has a musical smooth taste tiger blend - it is the cat's meow blend feralcat blend - a blend that is sure to make you purr arcade blend - has a musical smooth taste dreamy blend - a blend of espresso with a touch of sweetness added stormmessage blend - The most elite blend made fresh from the press, with a hint of cherry, sure you make you *gigglesnort* m-and-f blend - Only for those who dare to drink the finest can handle this blend. Drink at your own risk, management not responsible for after effects Lightvoice blend - A heavenly blend that soothes the soul ladyliz blend - An aromatic blend with a hint of vanilla and spice OC blend - a cat scratch fever blend with a little touch of heaven whisper blend - a light whispy blend that is sweet as well Southernmike blend - a sweet blend with a hint of bad boy onemoretime blend - an older yet dysFUNctional blend that will open your eyes |
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Yeah, that would be an amazing trick to be posting and not alive.
 What do you have brewing this morning? Care to share a cup, please? |
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Damn, I hope you don't wear them with a teddy Oh yeah, tell her Patti I can even throw them over tall buildings and hit my targets without seeing them WEll CAthy, we don't lie to each other, actually we are brutally honest around here. WE are actual ADULTS and can handle the truth no matter what. You better find a good place to duck and hide, Merle had good freakin aim, she's like a missle laugher, those slippers can go upstairs, around corners and find you hiding in a closet too dayumn, I can never dress right for this thread. I had all my rain gear on yesterday and Patti told me I didn't need to wear it yet cause Merle was off somewhere. I come in this a.m. wearing my prettiest Teddy and now look...I got piss all over it...and it ain't mine!!! Ok WHO wears a teddy to a coffee bar ewwww a borrowed teddy no less You ain't gonna impress me and Merle with that kind of clothing missy depends on what I'm looking for on what I wear to the coffee bar...speaking of depends....... they're gonna make designer depends...I just know they are. And just you wait, bad & Patti...I'll wear matching teddy's and depends right proud when I come in the a.m.'s. |
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Good morning all. Yes, I am alive No, I didnt get arrested. (dang it) Yes, its back to normal. ( again, dang it) NO, I didnt meet anyone. ( for the third time, DANG IT) Good Morning Robin. |
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Again,
Too slow typing. Morning, OMTA |
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Okay folks, here is an updated list of the coffee selections: merle blend - to good to be bad sharpshooter on the "mark" blend - mellow to start, but the more you drink the more robust it gets tap "special blend" - a smooth creamy blend haji how is this blend - a strong robust blend patti perk me up blend - a mild blend with special flavoring fade2black blend - a strong blend that smooths into a silky blend arcade blend - has a musical smooth taste tiger blend - it is the cat's meow blend feralcat blend - a blend that is sure to make you purr arcade blend - has a musical smooth taste dreamy blend - a blend of espresso with a touch of sweetness added stormmessage blend - The most elite blend made fresh from the press, with a hint of cherry, sure you make you *gigglesnort* m-and-f blend - Only for those who dare to drink the finest can handle this blend. Drink at your own risk, management not responsible for after effects Lightvoice blend - A heavenly blend that soothes the soul ladyliz blend - An aromatic blend with a hint of vanilla and spice OC blend - a cat scratch fever blend with a little touch of heaven whisper blend - a light whispy blend that is sweet as well Southernmike blend - a sweet blend with a hint of bad boy onemoretime blend - an older yet dysfunctional blend that will open your eyes would you please capitalize the FUN part of dysfunctional? Maybe then I'll have something going for me since you insisted putting OLD in there.   Now I feel like I belong since I have my own blend. Thank you. (((merle)))
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Well, just make sure when they start maing designer depends you send patti and I a pair
Damn, I hope you don't wear them with a teddy Oh yeah, tell her Patti I can even throw them over tall buildings and hit my targets without seeing them WEll CAthy, we don't lie to each other, actually we are brutally honest around here. WE are actual ADULTS and can handle the truth no matter what. You better find a good place to duck and hide, Merle had good freakin aim, she's like a missle laugher, those slippers can go upstairs, around corners and find you hiding in a closet too dayumn, I can never dress right for this thread. I had all my rain gear on yesterday and Patti told me I didn't need to wear it yet cause Merle was off somewhere. I come in this a.m. wearing my prettiest Teddy and now look...I got piss all over it...and it ain't mine!!! Ok WHO wears a teddy to a coffee bar ewwww a borrowed teddy no less You ain't gonna impress me and Merle with that kind of clothing missy depends on what I'm looking for on what I wear to the coffee bar...speaking of depends....... they're gonna make designer depends...I just know they are. And just you wait, bad & Patti...I'll wear matching teddy's and depends right proud when I come in the a.m.'s. |
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Okay cathy, I changed it and your are quite welcome
would you please capitalize the FUN part of dysfunctional? Maybe then I'll have something going for me since you insisted putting OLD in there. Now I feel like I belong since I have my own blend. Thank you. (((merle))) |
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OH my goodness. I just saw my start date. On friday, I will have been on here a year. Time flies when you are getting beat on the head with an ugly stick.
So, what do you recommend for my cuppa of joe today Merle? (hint, hint) I dont see a bird type of listing. (as I stand here patheticly, with empty cup in hand) |
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Okay cathy, I changed it and your are quite welcome would you please capitalize the FUN part of dysfunctional? Maybe then I'll have something going for me since you insisted putting OLD in there. Now I feel like I belong since I have my own blend. Thank you. (((merle))) wow I got what I asked for instead of the pissy slipper. Y'all have made me laugh so much already and my back hurts!!! I gotta go for awhile...bbl. Hugs to you all. |
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UMMMMM EXCUSE ME!!!
 I have never pissed my pants, that is you BAD, you can not control your bladder missy. You need to remember I am YOUNGER than ya'all, so those things that happen to the older ones haven't happened to me yet  |
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Nice to meet ya Cathy. Have a fabultastic day.
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Oh honey, I will think of a name for your coffee, but in the meantime, have a cup of merle blend
. I will think of a name and email it to you then post it OH my goodness. I just saw my start date. On friday, I will have been on here a year. Time flies when you are getting beat on the head with an ugly stick. So, what do you recommend for my cuppa of joe today Merle? (hint, hint) I dont see a bird type of listing. (as I stand here patheticly, with empty cup in hand) |
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