1. Put 400 bricks in a room.

2. Put your new employees in the room with the bricks and close the
door.

3. Leave them alone and come back after 6 hours.

4. Then analyze the situation:

a. If they are counting the bricks, put them in the Accounting
Department.

b. If they are re-counting them, put them in Auditing.

c. If they have messed up the whole place with the bricks, put them
in
Engineering.

d. If they are arranging the bricks in some strange order, put them
in
Planning.

e. If they are throwing the bricks at each other, put them in
Operations.

f. If they are sleeping, put them in Security.

g. If they have broken the bricks into pieces, put them in
Information
Technology.

h. If they are sitting idle, put them in Human Resources.

i. If they say they have tried different combinations, they are
looking
for more, yet not a brick has been moved, put them in Marketing.

j. If they have already left for the day, put them in Sales.

k. If they are staring out of the window, put them in Strategic
Planning.

l. If they are talking to each other, and not a single brick has been
moved, congratulate them and put them in top Management.

m. Finally, if they have surrounded themselves with bricks in such a
way that they can neither be seen nor heard from, put them in Congress.

LOL