Topic: LUV2ROCKNROLL is having a BIRTHDAY!!!
mcattygarnett's photo
Sat 09/27/08 05:25 PM
Happy Birthday:banana: :banana: :banana:

luv2roknroll's photo
Sat 09/27/08 05:58 PM
Edited by luv2roknroll on Sat 09/27/08 05:59 PM
luv2roknroll<<<<opening more presents...

A FUR G STRING...OMG...YOU SHOULDNT HAVE..YOU GUYS ARE TOO MUCH...

so I got

1)A vibrating butt plug
2)A whip
3)Furry handcuffs
4)and a fur G string...

5) golden rings..

4) calling birds
3) french hens
2) turtle doves

and a partridge in a pear tree!!!!

F_CKIN A!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

AND ITS NOT EVEN CHRISTMAS!!!


itsmetina's photo
Sat 09/27/08 06:00 PM
Happy Birthday!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

luv2roknroll's photo
Sat 09/27/08 06:06 PM
Its MY party!!! Ill get naked if I want to!!!pitchfork


ITS TIME FOR "HOT OIL STRIP TWISTER" EVERYONE!!!!!:banana:

I told you it was gonna get crazy up in here...did I studder???laugh

CleanBathroom's photo
Sat 09/27/08 06:08 PM
Give her something edgy Tina. She's a freak.

OUR freak

but alas, a freak indeed

itsmetina's photo
Sat 09/27/08 06:09 PM
Roberta I wanna learn to work the stripper pole.It's the new way to tone up.I'm assuming this party has strippers poles:banana:

no photo
Sat 09/27/08 06:09 PM

Its MY party!!! Ill get naked if I want to!!!pitchfork


ITS TIME FOR "HOT OIL STRIP TWISTER" EVERYONE!!!!!:banana:

I told you it was gonna get crazy up in here...did I studder???laugh


....sounds like you're really havin' a serious f**kin' bitrhday.......:tongue:

luv2roknroll's photo
Sat 09/27/08 06:09 PM
Here's a present for you from me...





...a guitar-shaped dildo. (how's that for combining interests? )

It has buttons that when you press it plays:
1) Rock Around the Clock
2) You Shook Me All Night Long
and 3) Whole Lotta Love




NOPE!!! Im not tellin you who sent me that...but ill give you all a clue...HES SMOKIN HOT!!!!!!AND HES HERE ON MINGLE!!!!!!!

luv2roknroll's photo
Sat 09/27/08 06:11 PM

Roberta I wanna learn to work the stripper pole.It's the new way to tone up.I'm assuming this party has strippers poles:banana:
GIRL!!! WE GOT POLES, CAGES, AND RACKS...TAKE YOUR PICK!!!

itsmetina's photo
Sat 09/27/08 06:13 PM


Roberta I wanna learn to work the stripper pole.It's the new way to tone up.I'm assuming this party has strippers poles:banana:
GIRL!!! WE GOT POLES, CAGES, AND RACKS...TAKE YOUR PICK!!!
need sum handcuffs for a hottie ,he'd better be herelove love love

CleanBathroom's photo
Sat 09/27/08 06:13 PM
Show us your rack please.

Pete026's photo
Sat 09/27/08 06:13 PM



You have a show? noway


Yep, it's a musical/stand-up comedy/male stripper combo.

Tickets are on sale now :banana:


No takers for my one-man show?
Did I mention I also do private performances?

luv2roknroll's photo
Sat 09/27/08 06:15 PM
Edited by luv2roknroll on Sat 09/27/08 06:15 PM



....sounds like you're really havin' a serious f**kin' bitrhday.......:tongue:
The rocker chick philosophy states..

1)Never half-azz do anything!!!
2)Anything worth doing is worth doing right!!
3)Drive it till the wheels fall off!!

luv2roknroll's photo
Sat 09/27/08 06:17 PM




You have a show? noway


Yep, it's a musical/stand-up comedy/male stripper combo.

Tickets are on sale now :banana:


No takers for my one-man show?
Did I mention I also do private performances?
Yeah baby...but only for the Bday girl...right??? Now cmere!!

no photo
Sat 09/27/08 06:17 PM




....sounds like you're really havin' a serious f**kin' bitrhday.......:tongue:
The rocker chick philosophy states..

1)Never half-azz do anything!!!
2)Anything worth doing is worth doing right!!
3)Drive it till the wheels fall off!!


Needless to say, you're THERE, Babe.....

luv2roknroll's photo
Sat 09/27/08 06:18 PM



Roberta I wanna learn to work the stripper pole.It's the new way to tone up.I'm assuming this party has strippers poles:banana:
GIRL!!! WE GOT POLES, CAGES, AND RACKS...TAKE YOUR PICK!!!
need sum handcuffs for a hottie ,he'd better be herelove love love
OMG YOUR IN LUCK..I JUST GOT FURRY ONES FOR ONE OF MY PRESENTS...And of course you may use them babe.

luv2roknroll's photo
Sat 09/27/08 06:19 PM

Show us your rack please.
How much money you got!!!

Pete026's photo
Sat 09/27/08 06:20 PM

Yeah baby...but only for the Bday girl...right??? Now cmere!!


Of course, the birthday girl gets a free show.
Just follow me into this little private room, away from the crowd...

itsmetina's photo
Sat 09/27/08 06:22 PM




Roberta I wanna learn to work the stripper pole.It's the new way to tone up.I'm assuming this party has strippers poles:banana:
GIRL!!! WE GOT POLES, CAGES, AND RACKS...TAKE YOUR PICK!!!
need sum handcuffs for a hottie ,he'd better be herelove love love
OMG YOUR IN LUCK..I JUST GOT FURRY ONES FOR ONE OF MY PRESENTS...And of course you may use them babe.
the pink ones?I'll have to steal them cause i'm handcuffin the hottie to melove love love love

no photo
Sat 09/27/08 06:22 PM
be careful of his wammy bar. shocked