ok heres a fun one... if you could be any animal, what would you be?
most ppl that know me would thing i would be a horse but i wouldnt
because so many ppl abuse them and they arent free like they should be
so i would be a giraffe, they are different than any other animal and
they are unique and cool as hell.

thing=think ( i hate typos from myself)

a Lemur

why a lemur? thats a monkey right?

WELL OF COURSE, I WOULD BE A TIGER!!!!!

I would like to be a horse. I'd let all those nice cowboys ride me
.

only kiddin' folks

GREYHOUND, YOU ARE BAD....BUT YOU ARE FUNNY

i'd want to be a pretty dove..

if i could be a dolphin i'd like that

i have to agree with greyhound..heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeehawwwwwwwwwwwww

RIDE IT COWBOY!!!!!!! LMAO!!

I would like to be a bedbug. Yes! A BEDBUG.
And I AM going to BITE those ladies Partner
like a hotdog or a hamberger
and if you think thin, don't be wondering
IS ONLY BBW FOR I LOOKING!

but if you are pretty and U thin
and U causing chemistry where I looking
dont be in a rage come quick on the stage
The bedbug will go now on the RAMPAGE

I WOULD WANT TO BE A A HORSE,NOT FOR ANYONE TO RIDE ME,I JUST WANT TO BE
WILD AND FREEEEEEEEEEEEE.

panther

Meeeeeoooooow

Turlte ... slow and steady and CONSTANT ... LMAO

huh....The first thing that cums to mind is a bald eagle.... :)

I'd be a dog and run around the neighborhood all day looking for female
dogs.

Now coming back to this BEDBUG story
That I could NOT finish IMMEDIETELY
And for that I really did grieve
So I will finish NOW. Listen PLEASE?
As a BEDBUG I will do no work
but BITING women thighs JUST for joke
and when I BITE those Princesses but all the Queens first
CALL ME: "KING BEDBUG THE FIRST!"

And when I GET INSIDE these women bra
Well there partner, I WILL PLUNDER
By their navel I will PARADE!!
I am not afraid. I WILL MAKE A RAID!!
Run up their leg and disappear
BITING, biting, till she can't bear
And when you see the teacher giggling and scratching
Is King Bedbug BITING!

When those female Lawyers making their speech
I biting everywhere that I could reach
I HIDING in SELECTED creases
and biting as THEY START MAKING SPEECHES
As a bedbug, I aint care a hoot!
I am really biting them up for truth
Female Doctors go to operate and they sooching
Is I OPERATING!

Why is ONLY an animal you're ASKING about?
If I want to come back like, let me shout!!
If a BEDBUG I cannot be
Well as a TOILET SOAP I'll be in my glee
I'll be CUM-ING and going from hand to hand
In a FEMALE bathroom, you understand?
And EVERYTIME Sheen bathe and rubbing with her hand
I will feel the PROMISED LAND.!!!!


Easily getting rub in all the RIGHT PLACES
Oh WHAT IS THIS!!! OH LAWD MY GOOD GRACES!!
How I feeling sweet so I want to know?
Remember they didn't call me SWEET SOAP just so
To make them feel nice yes That is my vice
It feeling good man, Take my advice
To come back something is either bedbug or sweet soap
I am not a dope

but when I bite those Princesses but all the Queens WORST
CALL ME: "KING BED BUG THE FIRST!!!"

you put way to much thought into this grieving.LOL I'm gonna say i'd be
a big cat