He just couldn't seem to get to work on time. Every day, 5, 10 minutes
late. But he was a good worker, real sharp, so the Boss was in a
quandary about what to do about it. Finally, one day he called him into
the office for a talk.

"Bill, I have to tell you, I like your work ethics, but your being late
often is bothersome."

"Yes, I know Boss, and I'm working on it."

"Well good. That's what I like to hear. It's odd though, your coming in
late. I know you're retired from the Navy. What did they say if you came
in late there?"

"They said, "Good morning, Admiral."