A nurse of an old folks home walked into the room of Mr. Jones and
noticed he was crying at the foot of his bed. "What's the matter"? The
nurse asked as she stood beside him.

Sobbing, the old man cried, "My penis died today", and began to cry
hysterically.

The nurse played along with the old man and consoled him on his great
loss.

A couple days later the nurse was in the middle of her rounds and
noticed Mr. Jones walking down the hall with his penis hanging freely
out of his shorts. The nurse walked up to him with a sympathetic voice
and asked, "Mr. Jones...I thought your penis passed away a couple days
ago."

He looked back at her and whispered, "It did, and today is the viewing."

LOL

hehehehe

i got this on my email and i still read it again. good one