A man left work one Friday afternoon. But, it being payday, instead of
going home, he stayed out the entire weekend partying with the boys and
spending his entire week's wages.

When he finally appeared at home on Sunday night he was confronted by a
very angry wife and was barraged for nearly two hours with a tirade
befitting his actions.

Finally his wife stopped the nagging and simply said to him, "How would
you like it if you didn't see me for two or three days?" To which he
replied, "

That would be fine with me!"

Monday went by and he didn't see his wife. Tuesday and Wednesday came
and went with the same results. Come Thursday, the swelling went down
just enough where he could see her a little out of the corner of his
left eye.

whos mad now,,,,lol