Oh, Poly that was so funny. I needed a good laugh.

Welcome surfguru. Actually I'm looking for a good speller, a good lover and someone close enough to date.

Google Chrome has built in spell checking. If you type a word wrong it puts a little orange line under the word so you can fix it.

It does give me some pause for thought to see just how many people who SEEM highly motivated to find someone via a social site like this one can't seem to communicate via writing to save their freaking lives, ya know? I can deal with a few typos in a forum post or profile, but when every other word is misspelled, grammar butchered, and punctuation not used, it starts to seem like a joke. You're looking for "one gud women", are you? You value "sinseraty and honisty", do ya? You're asking me if "their r ne girl out their ho lik 2 go 4 weelin"...? AND YOU HONESTLY CAN'T FIGURE OUT WHY YOU'RE SO LONELY???!!

The urge to hold various offenses up to ridicule becomes almost irresistible sometimes, especially when I've been drinking.

What I particularly like are the ones who claim to have these highfalutin jobs with sub grade school writing ability. Nothing says "Nigerian scammer" like one of those long PMs from some guy who claims to be a "surgical pathologist" in which the words "surgical pathologist" are the only two words spelled, punctuated, or capitalized correctly.

Ok, I'll stop now. yours in Chaos, Scarlett