Topic: I was told I needed a towel pic..... | |
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<~~~~~~~~~hows this?????
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HOTT....
**swoons** |
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very nice
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Love it, but it covers your whole body, I cannot even see you behind all those towels.
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thanks sweetie!!!!
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Tidy Whities
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got mine set to private
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got mine set to private |
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never knew I'd be perved b so many.............thanks ladies ya'll made my night.
ummm guys.......thanks but NO!!! |
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got mine set to private |
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got mine set to private |
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No on the wolf dog.
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never knew I'd be perved b so many.............thanks ladies ya'll made my night. ummm guys.......thanks but NO!!! |
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Tidy Whities |
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I can't handle it. I feel faint.
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I can't handle it. I feel faint. Where is your towel pic?????????? |
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I can't handle it. I feel faint. Where is your towel pic?????????? With my sensible shoes. |
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A towel is about the most massively useful thing an interstellar hitch hiker can have. Partly it has great practical value - you can wrap it around you for warmth as you bound across the cold moons of Jaglan Beta; you can lie on it on the brilliant marble-sanded beaches of Santraginus V, inhaling the heady sea vapours; you can sleep under it beneath the stars which shine so redly on the desert world of Kakrafoon; use it to sail a mini raft down the slow heavy river Moth; wet it for use in hand-to-hand combat; wrap it round your head to ward off noxious fumes or avoid the gaze of the Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal (a mindboggingly stupid animal, it assumes that if you can't see it, it can't see you - daft as a brush, but very very ravenous); you can wave your towel in emergencies as a distress signal, and of course dry yourself off with it if it still seems to be clean enough.
More importantly, a towel has immense psychological value. For some reason, if a strag (strag: non-hitch hiker) discovers that a hitch hiker has his towel with him, he will automatically assume that he is also in possession of a toothbrush, face flannel, soap, tin of biscuits, flask, compass, map, ball of string, gnat spray, wet weather gear, space suit etc, etc. Furthermore, the strag will then happily lend the hitch hiker any of these or a dozen other items that the hitch hiker might accidentally have "lost". What the strag will think is that any man who can hitch the length and breadth of the galaxy, rough it, slum it, struggle against terrible odds, win through, and still knows where his towel is is clearly a man to be reckoned with. -The Hitchhikers Guide |
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