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Topic: Have Any Divorce Jokes?
The_Pete_Man Joined Sat 09/15/07 Posts: 21383	Wed 09/24/08 05:33 PM
What's the difference between divorce and proctology? At least the proctologist has the decency to use a glove.

PATSFAN Joined Mon 12/10/07 Posts: 42782	Wed 09/24/08 05:36 PM
The #1 cause of divorce is marriage

The_Pete_Man Joined Sat 09/15/07 Posts: 21383	Fri 09/26/08 03:25 PM
Ever hear about the Divorced Barbie? She comes with all of Ken's stuff.

NEONMOON7533 Joined Thu 10/05/06 Posts: 51	Fri 09/26/08 05:58 PM
I thought I had one (joke ) but the e-x-wife took it.

The_Pete_Man Joined Sat 09/15/07 Posts: 21383	Fri 09/26/08 06:24 PM
I thought I had one (joke ) but the e-x-wife took it.

Lynann Joined Mon 10/01/07 Posts: 4072	Fri 09/26/08 06:28 PM
Mickey and Minnie are getting a divorce and are appearing before the judge. "So Micky, I understand you want a divorce because Minnie is insane?", said the Judge. "No", replied Mickey, "I didn't say she was insane. I said she was &ucking Goofy!"

The_Pete_Man Joined Sat 09/15/07 Posts: 21383	Fri 09/26/08 06:44 PM
Mickey and Minnie are getting a divorce and are appearing before the judge. "So Mickey, I understand you want a divorce because Minnie is insane?", said the Judge. "No", replied Mickey, "I didn't say she was insane. I said she was &ucking Goofy!"

quiet_2008 Joined Sat 08/30/08 Posts: 11138	Fri 09/26/08 06:45 PM
Have Any Divorce Jokes? sighhhhhh I wish

talldub Joined Fri 09/12/08 Posts: 2629	Fri 09/26/08 07:21 PM
Mickey and Minnie are getting a divorce and are appearing before the judge. "So Micky, I understand you want a divorce because Minnie is insane?", said the Judge. "No", replied Mickey, "I didn't say she was insane. I said she was &ucking Goofy!" The version I heard was: Mickey and Minnie are getting a divorce and Mickey is with his lawyer "Micky, you can't get a divorce because your wife has buck teeth!", said the lawyer. "No", replied Mickey, "I didn't she had buck teeth. I said she was &ucking Goofy!"

Lynann Joined Mon 10/01/07 Posts: 4072	Fri 09/26/08 08:23 PM
I know tons of jokes but I avoid this forum. Why? Because I have a decidedly non-pc, pornographic, sometimes twelve year old boy sense of humor. I'd get perma-banned in short order if I kept posting here. Keep posting your jokes! I might jump in again hehe

resch Joined Mon 08/25/08 Posts: 60	Fri 09/26/08 09:46 PM
I thought I had one (joke ) but the e-x-wife took it. ROFLOL

resch Joined Mon 08/25/08 Posts: 60	Fri 09/26/08 09:46 PM
Ever hear about the Divorced Barbie? She comes with all of Ken's stuff. loved this one too roflol

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