Flown from Ireland to Texas to meet complete strangers

Ok, theres this guy, and I had a huge crush on him...and I found out that he was crazy about woman with accents...

So I faked being Brittish for like a month...with the perfect accent...till he busted me on the phone by calling from an annonomous number...

talk about embarrassing!!!! Duh!!!!

i love a drunk accent...doesn't matter what language. you shoulda tried that one on him

i used to live right off a college campus when i was younger. One day i am walking my mutt on campus and we pass by the tennis courts. There is a very attractive girl playing tennis. So i unleash <litterly> the furry. Max the dog loves tennis balls so kicked in his chase the ball instincts. Now i made sure she didn't see me until the dog caused enough shenanigans with her. I walked over and commented cute dog. She of course replied it not being hers so we yapped for a bit then decided to look of the owner of the dog. So about half an hr goes by we are walking with max.....who being a good lil pup was paying attention to me not the girl really. This being so she caught on to my hijinks. So after i confessed to the truth she replied" i don't know if should kick your arse or give u my number".....hehe i got the number

there were many things that I did when I was considerably younger...and stupider...here's one relative pg version...I hurled myself in front of a moving car...I knew she didn't have insurance....

Roco