Badges?! we dont need no stinkin badges!

Handle every stressful situation like a dog.
Pi$$ on it and walk away.

I am not sure if this classifies as a quote because it is taken from a poem

"And this maiden she lived with no other thought
Than to love and be loved by me." -Poe

A fav quote that I recollect personally is this

"So what if they stole my car, they probably needed it more than me" -him, the heartbreaker

(that attitude made me grow in fathoms about what kind of person I wanted to be)


and

You, like a blue and golden pearled cloud, waft and waft before me like so much egg foo young.

I didnt put that in quotes because that was mine. That was my intense artistic sentence influenced by jack kerouac. I think it evokes smiles and a need for chinese food.

cool? cool.

'yeah then we'd be like the iron chef of pounding vaaaaj.' haha....superbad

" you know the funny thing about my back.... its located on my c0ck " Superbad

haha

dude she perioded on me? that gross as ****! (dry heave)

it's better to be pi$$ed off than pi$$ed on.

oh and another, "candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker"

no ones gotten a handjob in cargo shorts since 'Nam

Never give up, never surrender

I got a few...

Theres my own..."If you cant be good, be good at it!!",

and of course, "when im good, im good, but when im bad, im better!!!", thank you Mae West for that one...

she was sooo hot!!!

and for these too...

"Is that a pistol in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me".

And the immortal...

"A good man is hard to find, but a hard man is good to find".

God , I love her....she was soooo hot!!!

'whats ur name?', 'uh..my name?', 'its mclovin', 'whats ur last name?', 'i technically dont have one.'

You know how many foods are shaped like d*cks?! The best kinds!

'Yeah chicks go nuts for that... the male camel toe.', 'Yea yea! The camel tail'

' How old are you mclovin'

' old enough '

' old enough for what'

' to party '