I can't find the thread but here's the skinny...

THIS IS NOT A SYMPATHY THREAD. anyone who wants sympathy will be tossed overboard unceremoniously.

You can b*tch and vent, but no "poor me's" here.

This is for all the people who are tired of the I'm bored threads.

This is for all the people who are tired of the I'm going to work pray for my safe arival threads.

This is NOT for the weak at heart.

Don't come to the game if you don't have a mit.

Do you recommend a "cup" for the men?

yes, and for the women also... I'll fill it with wiskey in a minute...

Thats kewl, I have my own.

oooooooooooon

Awesome!!! could use some right about now!!!

aww hell!! make it a double!!! prefer the bigger cups anyway!!!

I'm super cranky today. My back still hurts and my son dumped out his entire dresser looking for a t-shirt.

Who will pray for me....?


Oh, and I had a crappy lunch in the diner here, but at least there were tator tots. Such comfort food. If I had those chocolate no bake cookies I'd be thrilled.

I need to get laid.

Oh and my mom is coming for a visit Wednesday and my house isn't clean, as my back still hurts.

But all this would feel like nothing if I got laid, I'm sure. I even got excited about a thread complaining about a guy posting his peepee in his profile. I was like, where?

I'm sorry I missed you on Saturday... if it's any consolation I had to be carried into my house...

What ever do you mean Lucho?

Dang too slow to edit

Well I had my third interview today so I'm hoping this comes through, they say I should know for sure by tomorrow.

I got so crazy drunk on Saturday that I fell down and had to fix my boo boo. I was "that" girl.... Oh well once a decade isn't that much is it?

we have Got to get together

Nope.... not at all. As long as you mean that drunk girl ....

I am so having positive thoughts about the interview....I don't know why anyone wouldn't hire you, unless it was for an erectile dysfunction group therapy leader. I think you'd not be so well suited for that position...

I'm litterally laughing out loud, I hope that's a compliment.... I'm not going to lie, I just snorted too....

Dos thus have thou a mug of ale for me, for I hath been pitched in battle for a fortnight and have the king's thirst for the frosty brew dos thou might have for thus!

I am so hoping you're talking to me.....

But it might be one of those things where you're running on the beach and then you wake up...

Don't make me b*tch slap you.

Poor me.

Well of course.

First of all, that would get ugly real quick. First the guys would be checking you out and frustrated there was not a damn thing they could do about it, and then they'd bytch andwhine and moan and groan, wanting sympathy.

Sympathy.... oh my. And then it would get ugly.