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Topic: Dear diary......omg another diary!!! - part 112
Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Mon 09/22/08 11:21 AM
k.........see ya polson!!

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Mon 09/22/08 11:26 AM
Remind me to eat first.........then drink!!! ...that was the fastest I ever seen anyone drink a bottle of 30 dollar italian wine- in a half hour? What was the wine called again? Makemeretardo? Glad the bears didn't get you when you got lost in the woods to go to the bathroom. Thank god the police and fire rescue found your drunk ass roaming the woods before they engaged the air national guard search and rescue teams. I felt stupid breaking into that porta potty where you threw your cylume lightstick. Y know the big green glow in the dark thing that makes it easy to find you if you get lost in pitch black darkness in the middle of a national forest at night? No wine for you!

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Mon 09/22/08 11:29 AM
and for other great news.......hear a moms plea for her dyslexic child........film at 11

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Mon 09/22/08 11:30 AM
Im still a delicate little flower

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Mon 09/22/08 11:32 AM
I didn't spill salmon in your purse. Nor did I sit on a cylume lightstick and have glow in the dark crotch. Damn italian winemakers!!!

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Mon 09/22/08 11:34 AM
ewwwww I dont like that picture!!!

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Mon 09/22/08 11:35 AM
I need to go check airfares........they are going down by the day......

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Mon 09/22/08 11:40 AM
Fly away little birdie! To vacation destinatione. Cabana boys here you come! Woo woo!

TwoTallOne Joined Thu 01/04/07 Posts: 16854	Mon 09/22/08 12:20 PM
And now for something completely different,, aman with 3 buttocks ... GOD I LOVE Monty Python ... aloha

damnitscloudy Joined Sat 04/07/07 Posts: 11293	Mon 09/22/08 12:23 PM


ddn122 Joined Mon 11/05/07 Posts: 12855	Mon 09/22/08 12:45 PM
you must return here with shrubbery, or else..

wiley Joined Thu 12/13/07 Posts: 19738	Mon 09/22/08 12:48 PM
And after that you must go out into the forest and find the tallest tree. Then you must go and chop it down.... with... a herring!

TwoTallOne Joined Thu 01/04/07 Posts: 16854	Mon 09/22/08 12:54 PM
you must return here with shrubbery, or else.. Are you the "Knights who say NEE"??... lmao RUN AWAY ... RUN AWAY

ddn122 Joined Mon 11/05/07 Posts: 12855	Mon 09/22/08 01:11 PM
The Knights Who Say "Nee" demand a sacrifice.

TwoTallOne Joined Thu 01/04/07 Posts: 16854	Mon 09/22/08 01:12 PM
shall I run away before you TAUNT me a second time ??

catchme_ifucan Joined Fri 11/03/06 Posts: 24221	Mon 09/22/08 01:15 PM


catchme_ifucan Joined Fri 11/03/06 Posts: 24221	Mon 09/22/08 01:18 PM
I find it hard to believe that our elected officials can't get a budget together for California, but they have enough time do come up with garbage like this... > > > > IMPORTANT (This needs to be vetoed): Contact the Gov. This is easy to do, call the number shown below, it's fast and easy. > > > > Subject: GAY DAY IN PUBLIC SCHOOLS > > > > > > > > Legislature Passes Bill for 'Gay Day' Celebrations in California Public Schools > > > > By Peter J. Smith > > > > August 8, 2008, Sacramento > > > > (LifeSiteNews. com) - > > > > > > > > California public schools soon will be planning 'gay day' celebrations every May 22 unless Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger vetoes the legislation. Thursday the California Assembly approved AB 2567, which designates May 22 as 'Harvey Milk Day.' The 43 to 26 vote occurred on party lines with Democrats for, Republicans against. Earlier this week, AB 2567 passed the California State Senate on another party line vote 22-13 - Democrats for, Republicans against. The bill will require all public schools to 'conduct suitable commemorative exercises' in commemoration of the anti-religious, homosexualist agenda of the late San Francisco Supervisor Harvey Milk. According to a Senate analysis of the bill, 'This bill requires the Governor to proclaim May 22 as Harvey Milk Day. The designation of a day of significance triggers statutory encouragement for public schools to observe and conduct commemorative exercises suitable to the day.' 'This bad bill will teach impressionable schoolchildren the anti-religious, homosexual-bisexual -transsexual agenda of Harvey Milk,' warned Randy Thomasson, President of Campaign for Children and Families. > > > > > > > > If signed into law, AB 2567 will mean an official day commemorating homosexuality, bisexuality, and transsexuality in California schools. This will harm children as young as children as young as kindergarten. The Democrats are so cocky, they have no qualms about pushing sexual indoctrination upon children in an election year. For the love of God, parents and their children, we implore Governor Schwarzenegger to veto AB 2567." Thomasson said. > > > > > > ------------------------------------------------------------------ > > > > > > ------------------------------------------------------------------ > > > > PLEASE CALL GOVERNOR SCHWARZENEGGER AND MAKE YOUR VOICE HEARD. > > > > > > > > The Number to call is : 1 916-445-2841 > > > > This is real. It takes less than 30 seconds. It is a recording during which pressing 2 says NO. WTF!!!

purplecat Joined Tue 10/10/06 Posts: 35756	Mon 09/22/08 01:44 PM
you MUST bring us a SHRUBBERY!!! or we will say "NEE!!" to YOU!!!

wiley Joined Thu 12/13/07 Posts: 19738	Mon 09/22/08 01:56 PM
King Arthur: Old crone! Is there anywhere in this town where we could buy a shrubbery? [dramatic chord] Old Crone: Who sent you? Arthur: The Knights Who Say Ni. Crone: Ah! No! Never! We have no shrubberies here. Arthur: If you do not tell us where we can buy a shrubbery, my friend and I will say--we will say--"ni". Crone: Ah! Do your worst! Arthur: Very well! If you will not assist us voluntarily, "ni"! Crone: No! Never! No shrubberies! Arthur: Ni! Sir Belvedere: No! No! Arthur: No, no, no, no, it's not that, it's "ni". Belvedere: No! Arthur: No, no, "ni". You're not doing it properly. Belvedere: No! Ni! Arthur: That's it, that's it, you've got it. Arthur, Belvedere: Ni! Ni! Roger: Are you saying Ni to that old woman? King Arthur: Er, yes. Roger: Oh, what sad times are these when passing ruffians can say Ni at will to old ladies. There is a pestilence upon this land. Nothing is sacred. Even those who arrange and design shrubberies are under considerable economic stress at this period in history. King Arthur: Did you say shrubberies? Roger: Yes, shrubberies are my trade. I am a shrubber. My name is Roger the Shrubber. I arrange, design, and sell shrubberies. [slight pause] Sir Belvedere: Ni! King Arthur: [stops him] No! No, no, no! No!

wiley Joined Thu 12/13/07 Posts: 19738	Mon 09/22/08 01:57 PM
King Arthur: O Knights of Ni, we have brought you your shrubbery. May we go now? Head Knight: That is a good shrubbery. I like the laurels particularly. But there is one small problem. King Arthur: What is that? Head Knight: We are now no longer the Knights Who Say Ni. Random Knight: Ni! Head Knight: [to Random Knight] Shh, shh. [to Arthur] We are now the Knights Who Say Ekke-ekke-ekke-ekke-ptang-zoo-boing. [fades into mumbling]. Random Knight: Ni! Head Knight: Therefore, we must give you a test. King Arthur: What is this test, O Knights of--Knights Who 'Till Recently Said Ni? Head Knight: Firstly, you must find another shrubbery! [jarring chord] King Arthur: Not another shrubbery! Head Knight: Then, when you have found the shrubbery, you must place the new shrubbery here beside the other shrubbery, only slightly higher so we get the two-level effect with a little path running down the middle. Knights of Ni: A path! A path! Head Knight: Then! When you have found the shrubbery, you must cut down the mightiest tree in the forest wi-i-i-i-ith a herring!! [jarring chord]