Topic: Dear diary......omg another diary!!! - part 112 | |
---|---|
Dear diary, where are all the "Nice guys" at times 5 threads in 24 hours? I know where the nice guys are at! Dodging sociopsychotic desperate women that are looking for them!
|
|
|
|
i'm not nice....
|
|
|
|
i'm not mean
|
|
|
|
i'm apathetic towards you
|
|
|
|
my peanut butter jar is plastic....but the "jelly" jar is glass.. WTF????? |
|
|
|
i'm not nice.... |
|
|
|
my liquor store doesn't have brown paper bags anymore.....
WTF???? |
|
|
|
Catch you all later.
Enjoy your day!! |
|
|
|
my grocery store took out the "in store" bank....and replaced it with a Starbucks.....now, the store no longer gives free coffee.....
WTF???? |
|
|
|
Jelly is acidic and will etch into some plastics.
|
|
|
|
my liquor store doesn't have brown paper bags anymore..... WTF???? |
|
|
|
my car wash says i should remove my antenna before entering the wash zone......how is my antenna going to get clean????
WTF???? |
|
|
|
Catch you all later. Enjoy your day!! |
|
|
|
I think I may take pics of my jar of peanut butter......in black and white........it will be so veryyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy almost campbells soupish!!! as long as its KRAFT Smoothy its all good LMAO |
|
|
|
the local paper is neither....
WTF??? |
|
|
|
Dear diary........the word of the day seems to be WTF???? BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE LETTER 15 AND THE NUMBER T!!!
|
|
|
|
I think I may take pics of my jar of peanut butter......in black and white........it will be so veryyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy almost campbells soupish!!! as long as its KRAFT Smoothy its all good LMAO |
|
|
|
when i go to a "play"
they won't let me?????? WTF???? |
|
|
|
Voila! My belly button lint scarf is done! Off to mailbox to mail to gypsy!
|
|
|
|
when i go to a movie....
i have to just sit there??? WTF???? |
|
|