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Topic: Dear diary......omg another diary!!! - part 112
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Tue 09/23/08 11:23 AM
Dear diary, where are all the "Nice guys" at times 5 threads in 24 hours? I know where the nice guys are at! Dodging sociopsychotic desperate women that are looking for them!

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Tue 09/23/08 11:24 AM
i'm not nice....



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Tue 09/23/08 11:25 AM
i'm not mean

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Tue 09/23/08 11:25 AM
i'm apathetic towards you

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Tue 09/23/08 11:26 AM

my peanut butter jar is plastic....but the "jelly" jar is glass..



WTF?????
STOP THE INSANITY!!!!surprised shocked

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Tue 09/23/08 11:27 AM

i'm not nice....



Neither am I!!!!devil laugh laugh laugh

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Tue 09/23/08 11:27 AM
my liquor store doesn't have brown paper bags anymore.....

WTF????

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Tue 09/23/08 11:28 AM
Catch you all later.

Enjoy your day!!

drinker :banana:

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Tue 09/23/08 11:28 AM
my grocery store took out the "in store" bank....and replaced it with a Starbucks.....now, the store no longer gives free coffee.....

WTF????

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Tue 09/23/08 11:29 AM
Jelly is acidic and will etch into some plastics.

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Tue 09/23/08 11:29 AM

my liquor store doesn't have brown paper bags anymore.....

WTF????
Canada decided to quit cutting the trees down and selling to you.......you may have to go to china!!!bigsmile Will that be plastic or plastic????bigsmile

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Tue 09/23/08 11:30 AM
my car wash says i should remove my antenna before entering the wash zone......how is my antenna going to get clean????


WTF????

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Tue 09/23/08 11:30 AM

Catch you all later.

Enjoy your day!!

drinker :banana:
See ya scoundrel!!drinker

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Tue 09/23/08 11:30 AM

I think I may take pics of my jar of peanut butter......in black and white........it will be so veryyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy almost campbellsnoway soupish!!!


as long as its KRAFT Smoothy its all good LMAO laugh tears

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Tue 09/23/08 11:31 AM
the local paper is neither....

WTF???

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Tue 09/23/08 11:31 AM
Dear diary........the word of the day seems to be WTF???? BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE LETTER 15 AND THE NUMBER T!!!bigsmile drinker

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Tue 09/23/08 11:31 AM


I think I may take pics of my jar of peanut butter......in black and white........it will be so veryyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy almost campbellsnoway soupish!!!


as long as its KRAFT Smoothy its all good LMAO laugh tears
I usually buy skippy lite but there was only Jif Lite.........its kinda fabulous!!bigsmile

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Tue 09/23/08 11:32 AM
when i go to a "play"

they won't let me??????

WTF????

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Tue 09/23/08 11:32 AM
Voila! My belly button lint scarf is done! Off to mailbox to mail to gypsy!

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Tue 09/23/08 11:32 AM
when i go to a movie....

i have to just sit there???


WTF????

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