"is Patrick GAY?"

my 12 year old asked me this question.........is he?

Why would anyone ask that?

Patrick is a dumbazz slob.

My response would have been "who cares." As it is, he's a cartoon character and certainly not worth putting all that much thought into, jmo.

OMG???


That's just too funny. As far as I know, he's not. They did have an episode where both he and SpongeBob went out on a date with these 2 old ladies. It was the "Chocolate Salesman" episode. So no, I don't think he is gay.

BTW, the guy that does the voice of Patrick, is the same guy that played "Dauber" on that show "Coach". Can't think of his name right off though.

well in the movie, patrick had a crush on king neptunes daughter.i always thought squidward was more gay than anyone

he's happy

Patrick would have a crush on Lilith if he was real.

Pat isn't gay. he's just confused and unlearned in Everything.

You know... doesn't that comment just sum up my dating experiences, in a way....

Thanks, Beach.

Nah... he knows how to go "jellyfishing"....

I swear I saw Patrick trying to hook up with Big Gay Al from South Park.

A compliment and humor all in one. I'm good.

ok then... i will tell her it doesn't matter... but he is not gay!??! he just plays one on tv.

I got a spongebob story. My cousin todd and I hang out and ride harleys together. We have a distant cousin named jason. Jason is just a big doofy teddybear guy who just is not smart enough for his own good. If you spraypainted jason pink he would be the walking talking epitamy of patrick from sponge bob. Jason looks like patrick. He acts like patrick. He sounds like patrick. He walks like patrick. When he talks he talks by unfolding his bottom lip like patrick does ala slow child that rode the short bus. Jason doesn't have many freinds. Jason gets into the same situational comedic problems that patrick gets into because he's overly simple. Imagine a 35 year old guy side to side waddling up to you and declaring "Someone took my secret decoder ring that I got from my captain crunch and I'm piffed off!" How can you not laugh? Jason wants to belong but just doesn't have the wits. He stops over to my place when todd and I are working on our harleys and talks about the dumbest of dumb things. Out of the blue one day jason said something stupid and todd replied "Ok patrick, whatever you say". We both chuckled and jason asked why we called him patrick. We figured after asking us the question that he had never seen sponge bob. So the worlds best longest running joke began. For TWO YEARS my cousin todd and I picked on jason every chance we could. Every time he said anything we replied by calling him patrick. It got to the point that I would imitate spongebob and todd would imitate squidward. "Hey patrick, guess what's in the box?" "Hey patrick, I can see your exoskeleton!" Todd would look at jason and say "Heeeeey patrickkkk, let's go down to bikini bottoms and get a beer and a crabby patty at the bar". This went on for two years and a day with the incredibly funny joke that jason wasn't acting like patrick- he is patrick without acting. And the fact that he has never seen any spongebob cartoons. One night we took the cake by all three of us going to a tavern. Todds wife jess worked down the street and ran in way ahead of us in time to explain to the whole bar over the karoake machine microphone what was going on and that jason has never seen spongebob and not to let him in on the joke and DO NOT explain spongebob to him. The patrons got quite a show. And jason just assumed that his cousins were in a silly mood and that everyone just wanted to drink beer with us- in his simple patrick thinking. You knew jason was going to figure everything out. It was just a matter of time. Todd and I worked hard to keep the joke running. We had to pay hush money to people. We had to pay kickbacks and beer money to freinds. We had to bribe children with candy. Then that day came. The day jason figured out why everyone called him patrick. Jason lives next door to todd. It was a beautiful july day. We had been bike riding. Had a nice dinner. We were working on todds harley fat boy in the driveway. We seen jasons sister stop by with her kids. I guess jasons 7 year old niece asked uncle jason if he would watch cartoons with her. She brought yup you guessed it- her spongebob DVD. So todd and I are working on the harley and we hear this ungodly scream. Then from inside the house we hear jason scream "YOU FUKKIN C*CKSUCKERS!!! I'm GONNA FUKKIN KILL BOTH OF YOU AND KICK OVER EVERY HARLEY IN THE DRIVEWAY!!! YOU FUKKERS!!!" He stormed out the front door, foaming at the mouth, across the yard and tackled both of us and beat the **** out of both of us. Have you ever laughed your ass off while getting a beating you deserved? Todd looked at me with his bloody nose and him at me with my split bloody lip and said "So, ya think it was worth it?" I said "Yeah, every moment of it." "Yeah, I think so too.". Jason changed after that. He watched a lot of spongebob and redefined his character. He lost some weight. He walks foreward instead of side to side. He grew a goatee. And his voice? Its hard to change but I will be darned- he did it. He put a growl in his voice so he doesn't sound like patrick anymore. We still give him a hard time, but now that the cats outta the bag, it just isn't as fun anymore. "Whoa jason, check you out! That's a nice goatee! Just remember, you can take the boy out of the starfish, but you can never take the starfish out of the boy!" "F*ck you kyle". "Hey jason! Wanna go get a crabby patty at the crusty crab?" "F*ck you todd!"

I'd read that LHB, but there's just too many words for me.

I love Patrick he's my favorite. "The inner machinations of my mind are an inigma" and then he thinks about cheese.... I'm pretty sure they paterned him after me.

LHB come be a houseguest so I can listen to your stories all night. I make a great pot roast and a mean lasagna.

^^^^^^^^ That was funny!!

Sorry, meant for LHB.

"He put a growl in his voice so he doesn't sound like patrick anymore."



that is hilarious ....

Patrick rocks.

But jason changing his walk from side to side to moving foreward is now more amusing. He looks like he's marching. But get a few beers in jason and he gets balance uncoordinated and starts to balance on one foot with arms out to side to counterbalance. "Hey patrick, go easy on those liquid patrick brewskis!" "F*ck you kyle!" "Hey patrick, I'm lonely. Will you hold me?" "F*ck you todd!" "Hey patrick? You figure out who your parents are yet? Cuz there's no way you can be related to us!" "F*ck you kyle- wanna nother beating?" "The only thing your good at beating is your barnicle patrick!" "F*ck you kyle!" "Is patrick pulling his plankton again?" "F*ck you todd!" Two years of this folks. Lotsa laughs.