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Topic: Llama
adirtygirl Joined Tue 03/11/08 Posts: 4008	Sat 09/20/08 06:59 AM Edited by adirtygirl on Sat 09/20/08 06:59 AM
I used to have a llama, damn they can hawk a loogey from 50 feet away.. Came home one day and he was dead...Had to call someone to pick him up... You have no idea how funny it is to see a truck drive by you and all you see is 4 legs sticking straight up in the air...I miss that llama

whispertoascream Joined Fri 11/17/06 Posts: 22844	Sat 09/20/08 06:59 AM
Or we can have llama's crossed with an emu <<========== ohhhh...a Llamu! YIKES! It would probably spit AND lay gigantic eggs...potentially at the same time! Seems like some things should be left to natural order, cuz that seems entirely UNnatural and just a little freaky!

whispertoascream Joined Fri 11/17/06 Posts: 22844	Sat 09/20/08 07:00 AM
I used to have a llama, damn they can hawk a loogey from 50 feet away.. Came home one day and he was dead...Had to call someone to pick him up... You have no idea how funny it is to see a truck drive by you and all you see is 4 legs sticking straight up in the air...I miss that llama Llama's only spit when they are intimidated by other llama's. I want a pet llama SO bad.

massachusetts Joined Fri 11/16/07 Posts: 451	Sat 09/20/08 07:01 AM
good, good mornin all yeah hope it is no school no children homework though intrerasant

Mayhem_J Joined Mon 07/21/08 Posts: 14265	Sat 09/20/08 07:02 AM
good, good mornin all yeah hope it is no school no children homework though intrerasant Bust out the liqour and the porn!!

massachusetts Joined Fri 11/16/07 Posts: 451	Sat 09/20/08 07:03 AM
good, good mornin all yeah hope it is no school no children homework though intrerasaunt

adirtygirl Joined Tue 03/11/08 Posts: 4008	Sat 09/20/08 07:04 AM
I used to have a llama, damn they can hawk a loogey from 50 feet away.. Came home one day and he was dead...Had to call someone to pick him up... You have no idea how funny it is to see a truck drive by you and all you see is 4 legs sticking straight up in the air...I miss that llama Llama's only spit when they are intimidated by other llama's. I want a pet llama SO bad. mine was a pistol... He would get so pissed at anyone that came near him... I remember my friend came over when we had 1st gotten him and we were just kicken it and next thing he gets this huge load of llama spit aimed right at his eye...from that point on the llama was better known as "POPEYE" around my dad and I no problems but anyone else he was out for blood... My dad then got a sign for the front of the house"casa de papa llama" my dad had way too much time on his hands

whispertoascream Joined Fri 11/17/06 Posts: 22844	Sat 09/20/08 07:07 AM
good, good mornin all yeah hope it is no school no children homework though intrerasant Bust out the liqour and the porn!! But not necessarily in that order. And NO llama porn!

Mayhem_J Joined Mon 07/21/08 Posts: 14265	Sat 09/20/08 07:10 AM
good, good mornin all yeah hope it is no school no children homework though intrerasant Bust out the liqour and the porn!! But not necessarily in that order. And NO llama porn! Says this out loud... Liqour in the front....poker in the rear.

whispertoascream Joined Fri 11/17/06 Posts: 22844	Sat 09/20/08 07:12 AM
good, good mornin all yeah hope it is no school no children homework though intrerasant Bust out the liqour and the porn!! But not necessarily in that order. And NO llama porn! Says this out loud... Liqour in the front....poker in the rear. See what happens when you catch me before I finished my first cup of coffee? I actually said it.

Mayhem_J Joined Mon 07/21/08 Posts: 14265	Sat 09/20/08 07:13 AM
good, good mornin all yeah hope it is no school no children homework though intrerasant Bust out the liqour and the porn!! But not necessarily in that order. And NO llama porn! Says this out loud... Liqour in the front....poker in the rear. See what happens when you catch me before I finished my first cup of coffee? I actually said it. Pretty amazing huh? Now try this one. Look down your shirt and spell attic out loud.

whispertoascream Joined Fri 11/17/06 Posts: 22844	Sat 09/20/08 07:14 AM
good, good mornin all yeah hope it is no school no children homework though intrerasant Bust out the liqour and the porn!! But not necessarily in that order. And NO llama porn! Says this out loud... Liqour in the front....poker in the rear. See what happens when you catch me before I finished my first cup of coffee? I actually said it. Pretty amazing huh? Now try this one. Look down your shirt and spell attic out loud.

PATSFAN Joined Mon 12/10/07 Posts: 42782	Sat 09/20/08 07:20 AM
Don't believe anything that llama tells you

whispertoascream Joined Fri 11/17/06 Posts: 22844	Sat 09/20/08 07:22 AM
Don't believe anything that llama tells you The llama is ALWAYS right mister! How dare you question the llama.

PATSFAN Joined Mon 12/10/07 Posts: 42782	Sat 09/20/08 07:26 AM
It's been my experience llamas lure you in & then violate you

whispertoascream Joined Fri 11/17/06 Posts: 22844	Sat 09/20/08 07:27 AM
It's been my experience llamas lure you in & then violate you It was really me. Sorry I thought you liked it.

adirtygirl Joined Tue 03/11/08 Posts: 4008	Sat 09/20/08 07:27 AM
It's been my experience llamas lure you in & then violate you why do I have a feeling you like that

PATSFAN Joined Mon 12/10/07 Posts: 42782	Sat 09/20/08 07:29 AM
It's been my experience llamas lure you in & then violate you why do I have a feeling you like that They never called

adirtygirl Joined Tue 03/11/08 Posts: 4008	Sat 09/20/08 07:29 AM
It's been my experience llamas lure you in & then violate you why do I have a feeling you like that They never called I am so sorry... I will get some flowers out to you right away.......