The day finally arrived. Forrest Gump dies
and goes to Heaven.





He is at
the Pearly Gates, met by St. Peter
himself.




However, the gates are
closed,
and Forrest
approaches the gatekeeper.










St. Peter said, 'Well, Forrest, it is
certainly good to see you.
We have heard a
lot about you. I must tell you, though, that the place is filling up fast, and
we have been administering an entrance examination for everyone.









The test is short, but you have to
pass it before you can get into Heaven.'









Forrest responds, 'It sure is good to
be here, St. Peter, sir.
But nobody ever
told me about any entrance exam. I sure hope that the test ain't too hard. Life
was a big enough test
as it
was.'









St. Peter continued, 'Yes, I know
Forrest, but the test is only three questions.









First: What two days of the week begin with
the letter T?









Second: How many seconds are there in a
year?









Third: What is God's first name?'










Forrest leaves to think the questions
over.









He returns the next day and sees St.
Peter, who waves him up, and says, 'Now that you have had a chance to
think the questions over,




give me your answers.'









Forrest replied, 'Well, the first one
-- which two days in the week begins with the letter 'T'?









Shucks, that one is easy. That would
be Today and Tomorrow.'









The Saint's eyes opened wide and he
exclaimed, 'Forrest, that is not what I was thinking, but you do have a point,
and I guess I did not specify, so I will give you credit for that answer.









How about the next one?' asked St.
Peter.









'How many seconds in a year? Now that
one is harder,' replied Forrest, but I thunk and thunk about that, and I guess
the only answer can be twelve.'









Astounded, St. Peter said, 'Twelve!
Forrest, how in Heaven's name could you come up with twelve seconds in a year?'










Forrest replied, 'Shucks, there's got
to be twelve:




January 2nd, February 2nd, March
2nd... '









'Hold it,' interrupts St.
Peter. 'I see where you are going with this,
and I see your point, though that was not quite what I had in
mind..... but I will have to give you credit
for that one, too. Let us go on with the third and final question:









Can you tell me God's first name'?










'Sure' says Forrest 'it's Andy.'










'Andy?' exclaimed an exasperated and
frustrated St Peter.









'Ok, I can understand how you came up
with your answers to my first two questions, but just how in the world did you
come up with the name Andy as the first name of God?'









'Shucks, that was the easiest one of
all,' Forrest replied.




















'I learnt it from the song,














'ANDY WALKS WITH ME,











ANDY TALKS WITH ME,











ANDY TELLS ME I AM HIS OWN.'











St.
Peter opened the
Pearly Gates, and said: 'Run Forrest,
run.'

now thats cute

lol cute :D

I don't get it.