Topic: THE YOUNG SALESMAN
tigerman1956's photo
Tue 03/27/07 04:10 AM
A young guy from Georgia moves to Florida and goes to a big "
Everything under one roof" department store looking for a job.
The Manager says "Do you have any sales experience? "The kid says "Yeah.
I was a salesman back in Georgia . "Well, the boss liked the kid and
gave him the job. "You start tomorrow, I'll come down after we close and
see how you did."

His first day on the job was rough, but he got through it. After the
store was locked up, the boss came down. "How many sales did you make
today?" The kid says "one". The boss says "Just one?! Our sales people
average 20 to 30 sales a day. How much was the sale for?" The kid says
"$101,237.65". The
boss says "$101,237.65?" What the heck did you sell?

The kid says, "First, I sold him a small fish hook. Then I sold him a
medium fish hook. Then I sold him a larger fish hook. Then I sold him a
new fishing rod. Then I asked him where he was going fishing and he said
down the coast, so I told him he was going to need a boat, so we went
down to the boat department and I sold him a twin engine Chris Craft.
Then he said he didn't think his Honda Civic would pull it, so I took
him down to the automotive department and sold him that 4x4 Expedition."

The boss said "A guy came in here to buy a fish hook and you sold him a
BOAT and a TRUCK?" The kid said "No, the guy came in here to buy Tampons
for his wife and I said, well, your weekend's shot, you might as well go
fishing.

SexyRedBone's photo
Tue 03/27/07 04:42 AM
Lol!

devin112's photo
Tue 03/27/07 04:57 AM
HEARD IT BEFORE ,BUT ITS A GOOD ONE LOL.

no photo
Tue 03/27/07 05:58 AM
...againg his?...i already hear that!
lollaugh :wink: :angry: