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     i was deprived of mustard as a child         
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      I'm friggin perfect....it was all her fault
 
        
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        Edited by
        Plainome
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        Sun 09/21/08 06:17 PM
       
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     Moi?? It isn't me, it's everyone else.   
oh, and that reminds me... I get lost driving in my own town, and top it off with not being able to find my own car in a parking lot.. and..also...I instigate drunken shenanigans..   
    Good times, good times!
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     whats wrong with me is i am working for the man right now........damn the man  | 
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     I'm friggin perfect....it was all her fault       
        
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     I'm friggin perfect....it was all her fault       
        
You and me alike bro!         
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      have a backache
 
  dogs wont stop barking,so now I have a headache and Damnit I just finished my last beer  | 
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     I'm friggin perfect....it was all her fault       
        
You and me alike bro!         
      
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      my loud a$$ cat is in heat
     
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     my loud a$$ cat is in heat         
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      I have a very large head.  It's like a melon.  A really large melon.
     
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     I have a very large head. It's like a melon. A really large melon. Well, at least you aren't melancholy, you know.............. Head like a melon face like a collie......   
Thank you Henny Youngman......   
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            I have a very large head. It's like a melon. A really large melon. Well, at least you aren't melancholy, you know.............. Head like a melon face like a collie......   
Thank you Henny Youngman......   
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     I'm too perfect, people have a hard time finding fault with me, it makes them uncomfortable! I will be happy to relieve you of any delusions you may be harboring concerning any perfection that you think you may posses...Starting right about ....NOW!!!!..  | 
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      i am too loyal....people love to take advantage of that for some reason
     
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      I'm so awesome I can't contain it. I think some awesome just dribbled down my leg.
     
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      Ive been told Im too "self involved"  
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      Ive been told Im too "self involved"  
Bunch of haters...  
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      I was born without the "shut up filter" in my brain so I tend to speak before thinking..
 
  Im extremely outspoken I fall UP stairs not down them I have been known to wear my PJ bottoms to the store  | 
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   Good times, good times!
 
    
 
    
 
 Ive been told Im too "self involved"