> A distinguished young woman on a flight from Switzerland
>> >asked the Priest beside her, "Father, may I ask a favor?"
>> >
>> > "Of course. What may I do for you?"
>> >
>> > "Well, I bought an expensive woman's electronic hair
>> >dryer for my mother's birthday that is unopened and well over the
>> >Customs limits, and I'm afraid they'll confiscate it. Is there any
way
>> >you could carry it Through Customs for me? Under your robes
perhaps?"
>> >
>> > "I would love to help you, dear, but I Must warn you: I
>> >will not lie."
>> >
>> > "With your honest face, Father, no one Will question
>> >you."
>> >
>> > When they got to Customs, she let the Priest go ahead of
>> >her.
>> >
>> > The official asked, "Father, do you have anything to
>> >declare?"
>> >
>> > "From the top of my head down to my waist, I have
>> >nothing to declare."
>> >
>> > The official thought the is answer strange, So asked,
>> >"And what do you have to declare from your waist to the floor?"
>> >
>> > "I have a marvelous instrument designed to be used on a
>> >woman, but which is, To date, unused."
>> >
>> > Roaring with laughter, the official said," Go ahead,
>> >Father.
>>

I choked on that one, I love it.

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thats a good one