I tried
so I lied,
I cried
deep inside.

Cant you tell
you know me well,
from deep within
I comitt no sin.

Am as pure as gold
and so Ive been told,
if my cats love me
thats the way it should be.

Those furry little creatures
who purr in my face,
but cant help tinkling
all over the place.

Pure miracles of nature
who are so cute,
even when they spurt
and even when they puke!

Their beady little eyes
that sparkle and shine,
all they want is Momma
as they moan and whine.

Maybe I'm not pure
but I'm not so bad you see,
although I could do better
I'm the best there'll ever be!
(Dedicated to a good man!)

Thanks again!