Way down in Louisiana, Boudreaux's old lady had been pregnant for some
time and now the time had come. So he brought her to the doctor and the
doctor began to deliver the baby. She had a little boy and the doctor
looked over at Boudreaux and said, "Hey, Boudreaux! You just had
you-self a son! Ain't dat grand!"

Boudreaux got excited by this, but just then the doctor spoke up and
said, "Hold on! We ain't finished yet!" The doctor then delivered little
girl. He said, "Hey, Boudreaux! You got you-self a daughter! She a
pretty lil ting, too."

Boudreaux got kind of puzzled by this and then the doctor said, "Hold
on, we still ain't got done yet!" The doctor then delivered another boy
and said, "Boudreaux, you just had you-self another boy!"

When Boudreaux and his wife went home with their three children, he sat
down with his wife and said, "Mama, you remember dat night what we run
out of Vaseline and we had to use dat dere three-in-one Oil?"

His wife said, "Yeah, I do!"

Boudreaux said, "Man, it's a damn good ting we didn't use no
WD-forty."

good one I like that.

that is just tooooo good thnx lmao