I didn't write it just thought it was funny LOL

a lil venting may help..........

I understand how scissors can beat paper, and I get how a rock can beat scissors, but theres no f*cking way paper can beat rock. Is paper supposed to magically wrap around a rock and leave it immobile? Why the heck cant paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why cant paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they take notes in class? I’ll tell you why, because paper cant beat anybody. A rock would tear that sh*t up in 2 seconds. When I play rock, paper scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say, "Oh sh*t I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you, you a$$hole"

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I understand how scissors can beat paper, and I get how a rock can beat scissors, but theres no f*cking way paper can beat rock. Is paper supposed to magically wrap around a rock and leave it immobile? Why the heck cant paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why cant paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they take notes in class? I’ll tell you why, because paper cant beat anybody. A rock would tear that sh*t up in 2 seconds. When I play rock, paper scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say, "Oh sh*t I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you, you a$$hole"

I'm a Ryerson Journalism student in my third year of the program, which also means I'm in the magazine stream. I love all kinds of sports, both playing and watching. Going to any type of sporting event would be an amazing date for me.. hint hint! Haha. I laugh constantly and I'm usually happy and smiling. I love hanging with my friends and kicking back and watchin a movie, or going out to a club and havin fun. I like to work out and I love to box, but I'm also a girly girl in that I like to cuddle. Anything else you want to know, just ask me!

I'm a Ryerson Journalism student in my third year of the program, which also means I'm in the magazine stream. I love all kinds of sports, both playing and watching. Going to any type of sporting event would be an amazing date for me.. hint hint! Haha. I laugh constantly and I'm usually happy and smiling. I love hanging with my friends and kicking back and watchin a movie, or going out to a club and havin fun. I like to work out and I love to box, but I'm also a girly girl in that I like to cuddle. Anything else you want to know, just ask me!

I understand how scissors can beat paper, and I get how a rock can beat scissors, but theres no f*cking way paper can beat rock. Is paper supposed to magically wrap around a rock and leave it immobile? Why the heck cant paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why cant paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they take notes in class? I’ll tell you why, because paper cant beat anybody. A rock would tear that sh*t up in 2 seconds. When I play rock, paper scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say, "Oh sh*t I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you, you a$$hole"

I'm a Ryerson Journalism student in my third year of the program, which also means I'm in the magazine stream. I love all kinds of sports, both playing and watching. Going to any type of sporting event would be an amazing date for me.. hint hint! Haha. I laugh constantly and I'm usually happy and smiling. I love hanging with my friends and kicking back and watchin a movie, or going out to a club and havin fun. I like to work out and I love to box, but I'm also a girly girl in that I like to cuddle. Anything else you want to know, just ask me!

dude i just play rock, paper, scissors......and mfing chuck norris...........I always choose chuck and win.

I understand how scissors can beat paper, and I get how a rock can beat scissors, but theres no f*cking way paper can beat rock. Is paper supposed to magically wrap around a rock and leave it immobile? Why the heck cant paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why cant paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they take notes in class? I’ll tell you why, because paper cant beat anybody. A rock would tear that sh*t up in 2 seconds. When I play rock, paper scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say, "Oh sh*t I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you, you a$$hole"