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Topic: And some people say romance is dead.
hellgurl71 Joined Fri 11/03/06 Posts: 176	Mon 03/26/07 04:05 AM
The Romantic Husband Husband and wife in bed together. She feels his hand rubbing her shoulder. She: "Oh, that feels good." His hand moves to her breast. She: "Gee, honey, that feels wonderful." His hand moves to her leg. She: "Oh, honey, don't stop." But he stops. She: "Why did you stop?" He: "I found the remote."

countryboy20 Joined Wed 01/31/07 Posts: 1059	Mon 03/26/07 04:19 AM
lmfao

shenadra Joined Fri 02/09/07 Posts: 2537	Mon 03/26/07 04:20 AM
That was a good one!!!!

tigerman1956 Joined Fri 08/18/06 Posts: 11768	Mon 03/26/07 04:30 AM


ISLANDKING Joined Tue 02/27/07 Posts: 356	Mon 03/26/07 04:38 AM
lmfao!!!!..

Greiving Joined Tue 02/20/07 Posts: 1037	Mon 03/26/07 05:05 AM
Ha ha ha ha OOOOO. !!!!! Husband is licking condensed (sweetened milk) from off wife's body. Wife is hot till some is coming out from her ears etc; Husband suddenly gets up. In a daze wife managed to asks: "Where are you going?" Hurriedly, the husband answers: "I really love this brand or milk honey; I am going to see if the grocery is open to get more milk!"

ccrzyolfool Joined Fri 12/01/06 Posts: 465	Mon 03/26/07 06:29 PM
do we send flowers to intensive care or the funeral home ??? lmao

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