Sandwiches

my dog Bowie likes
sandwiches
and he noticed there's a little bit left
and since he's been a good boy, he was a wonderin'...

and though he likes
sandwiches
i read that giving him a sandwich was bad
but d'you know how many he's had?
& he's fine, just look at 'm

i'm singin' 'bout
sandwiches
definition: that's a filling between 2 pieces of bread
and acting like he hasn't been fed
is his strategy

to get your...

sandwiches
turkey, cheese, pastrami, roast beef, or ham
pb&j, or a slice of spam
frankly my dear he just don't give a rat's tookus

as log as they're...

sandwiches
the vet said "giving him a sandwich is wrong"
but dogs don't live very long
so be nice to them

and feed them

sandwiches
so long as there's no chocolate inside
you know that you'd be sad if he died
cuz that's poison to 'm

i'm talking 'bout

sandwiches...everybody
and i've told you so many times
and it's not easy making up all these rhymes
about sandwiches

so write it down now...

sandwich-essssssss

and he noticed you were feeling quite full
he'd like to eat the rest - if that's cool
so just give it to 'm

sandwiches

he thinks about them day & night
life without them just would not seem right
and all he want is just one little mother fuk!n' bite
of your...

sandwiches

That was great!!!