Ode To Bowie

Bowie is a dog
and he likes
when I play
my guitar to 'm

and Bowie is a do-o-og
with dichromatic eyes
hence his name

oh, Bowie is a dog and i swear that sometimes
he can understand me
and he's so cute that he could even be a member
of my band if he wanted to
he never ceases to amuse me
and one thing i knooo woow ooow
he's a hell of a dog and i love him sooo ooo oo

Bowie was bor-or-orn
in the cold month of december
and covered in red
from his head down to his non-existent...tail

so i took him home and i gave him a bath
and he turned out lookin' just fine
and then the little sh!t proceeded
to chew up everything that was mi-iii-iine
but i couldn't get mad at 'm...because
he didn't know any better
so i just made him wear an itchy sweater

get down - doggy style

Bowie is my pal
a-and we do lotsa things together
got no time for a gal
but that's ok
we both know they're only trouble anyway

he's always there to cheer me up when i'm feelin' down
and my face has grown long
and he's the sole inspiration
for writin' these ridiculous songs, o yes he is
he's the greatest doooooooooog there ever was
and will ever be

i dedicate this song...
to my dog Bowie

awwww thats soo cute