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Topic: "real woman"
cutelildevilsmom Joined Sat 04/07/07 Posts: 8862	Mon 09/15/08 01:59 PM
I see a lot of ads by men here and elsewhere looking for a "real woman".What exactly does that mean? Not strong minded, clear headed, articulate, intelligent nor independent and comfortable with her body. Does that help, Jax? yes lol

Calleigh12 Joined Tue 04/01/08 Posts: 17193	Mon 09/15/08 02:17 PM
Not sure; I've been accused of being a man in chat rooms cause I don't give open-ended replies to questions, and I'm not all "warm and fuzzy"- ie, I don't get excited about fat, bald babies, I'm not looking for a husband to "complete me," and I use the f word whenever the mood strikes me. Also, I have strong opinions that I don't mind voicing. So I guess it depends on who you ask, some men think a "real woman" is a Donna Reed clone and some think she's Hillary Clinton. Personally, I think she's a mixture of both, when necessary.

MsTeddyBear2u Joined Fri 04/06/07 Posts: 22031	Mon 09/15/08 02:22 PM Edited by MsTeddyBear2u on Mon 09/15/08 02:52 PM
Real~vs~Blow up??? I think the deffinition of a Real Woman varies, providing its a REAL MAN, that is seeking a REAL WOMAN... I don't know about you other Ladies, but I perfer a REAL MAN, no alien or dead one- thats for sure. {{{Jax}}}

GOALLTHEWAY Joined Mon 09/15/08 Posts: 853	Mon 09/15/08 02:31 PM Edited by GOALLTHEWAY on Mon 09/15/08 02:32 PM
I see a lot of ads by men here and elsewhere looking for a "real woman".What exactly does that mean? YOU KNOW : ONE THAT COOKS &CLEANS TAKES CARE OF THE KIDS DOESN’T SPEND ALL THE MANS MONEY ON CRAP DOESN’T SLEEP WITH THE NEIGHBOR OR THE POOL BOY HAPPY WITH THE LIFE YOU PROVIDE HER WITH DOESN’T LOOK AT SEX LIKE ITS WORK KEEPS HER FEMINEN PART FRESH SMELLING…VERY, VERY IMPORTANT. LIKES SPORTS LIKES BABY OIL MESSAGES AND RUBBER SHEETS DOESN’T TURN INTO A RAVING BEEYATCH AND USE PMS AS AN EXCUSE FOR BEING EMOTIONALY/MENTALY UNSTABLE THAT KIND OF REAL WOMAN…GET IT.

Calleigh12 Joined Tue 04/01/08 Posts: 17193	Mon 09/15/08 02:32 PM
I see a lot of ads by men here and elsewhere looking for a "real woman".What exactly does that mean? YOU KNOW : ONE THAT COOKS &CLEANS TAKES CARE OF THE KIDS DOESN’T SPEND ALL THE MANS MONEY ON CRAP DOESN’T SLEEP WITH THE NEIGHBOR OR THE POOL BOY HAPPY WITH THE LIFE YOU PROVIDE HER WITH DOESN’T LOOK AT SEX LIKE ITS WORK KEEPS HER FEMINEN PART FRESH SMELLING…VERY, VERY IMPORTANT. LIKES SPORTS LIKES BABY OIL MESSAGES AND RUBBER SHEETS DOESN’T TURN INTO A RAVING BEEYATCH AND USE PMS AS AN EXCUSE FOR BEING EMOTIONLY/MENTALY UNSTABLE THAT KIND OF REAL WOMAN…GET IT. In other words, a Barbie doll

RareEntity Joined Mon 09/01/08 Posts: 23676	Mon 09/15/08 02:33 PM
plastic's fantastic

GOALLTHEWAY Joined Mon 09/15/08 Posts: 853	Mon 09/15/08 02:33 PM
I see a lot of ads by men here and elsewhere looking for a "real woman".What exactly does that mean? YOU KNOW : ONE THAT COOKS &CLEANS TAKES CARE OF THE KIDS DOESN’T SPEND ALL THE MANS MONEY ON CRAP DOESN’T SLEEP WITH THE NEIGHBOR OR THE POOL BOY HAPPY WITH THE LIFE YOU PROVIDE HER WITH DOESN’T LOOK AT SEX LIKE ITS WORK KEEPS HER FEMINEN PART FRESH SMELLING…VERY, VERY IMPORTANT. LIKES SPORTS LIKES BABY OIL MESSAGES AND RUBBER SHEETS DOESN’T TURN INTO A RAVING BEEYATCH AND USE PMS AS AN EXCUSE FOR BEING EMOTIONLY/MENTALY UNSTABLE THAT KIND OF REAL WOMAN…GET IT. In other words, a Barbie doll [/quote Yesssssssssssssssssss!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Calleigh12 Joined Tue 04/01/08 Posts: 17193	Mon 09/15/08 02:36 PM
I see a lot of ads by men here and elsewhere looking for a "real woman".What exactly does that mean? YOU KNOW : ONE THAT COOKS &CLEANS TAKES CARE OF THE KIDS DOESN’T SPEND ALL THE MANS MONEY ON CRAP DOESN’T SLEEP WITH THE NEIGHBOR OR THE POOL BOY HAPPY WITH THE LIFE YOU PROVIDE HER WITH DOESN’T LOOK AT SEX LIKE ITS WORK KEEPS HER FEMINEN PART FRESH SMELLING…VERY, VERY IMPORTANT. LIKES SPORTS LIKES BABY OIL MESSAGES AND RUBBER SHEETS DOESN’T TURN INTO A RAVING BEEYATCH AND USE PMS AS AN EXCUSE FOR BEING EMOTIONLY/MENTALY UNSTABLE THAT KIND OF REAL WOMAN…GET IT. In other words, a Barbie doll [/quote Yesssssssssssssssssss!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL....

Lakeman Joined Mon 04/30/07 Posts: 10261	Mon 09/15/08 02:38 PM
A Real Woman has... Big ears to use like handle bars A flat head to use as a beer coaster Suction to rival a shop vac and... Fold back teeth for a smooth landing strip.

GOALLTHEWAY Joined Mon 09/15/08 Posts: 853	Mon 09/15/08 02:44 PM
A Real Woman has... Big ears to use like handle bars A flat head to use as a beer coaster Suction to rival a shop vac and... Fold back teeth for a smooth landing strip. Man, I had a chick once who tried to chew on it like a rabbit eating a carrot...I told her that if she broke skin I would dot her eye and guess what ...she got even more turned on!!,

RareEntity Joined Mon 09/01/08 Posts: 23676	Mon 09/15/08 02:47 PM
A Real Woman has... Big ears to use like handle bars A flat head to use as a beer coaster Suction to rival a shop vac and... Fold back teeth for a smooth landing strip. Man, I had a chick once who tried to chew on it like a rabbit eating a carrot...I told her that if she broke skin I would dot her eye and guess what ...she got even more turned on!!,

Lily0923 Joined Sun 12/02/07 Posts: 20429	Mon 09/15/08 02:48 PM
Maybe it means you can meet non-porn women instead of all the fake women wanting to show you pics for 19.95. Or the ones on here who do it for free....

snarkytwain Joined Thu 09/11/08 Posts: 2789	Mon 09/15/08 02:48 PM Edited by snarkytwain on Mon 09/15/08 02:50 PM
"real women" are nice women who finish last Sounds like lots of women... problem is, usually they finish last for a reason; that being not their fault, but guys will be guys. What I mean is, guys say they want a real woman, but when they get one all they do is think about fake ones.

Lily0923 Joined Sun 12/02/07 Posts: 20429	Mon 09/15/08 02:50 PM
I love threads like these, it lets me know who to stay away from....

snarkytwain Joined Thu 09/11/08 Posts: 2789	Mon 09/15/08 02:53 PM
I see a lot of ads by men here and elsewhere looking for a "real woman".What exactly does that mean? YOU KNOW : ONE THAT COOKS &CLEANS TAKES CARE OF THE KIDS DOESN’T SPEND ALL THE MANS MONEY ON CRAP DOESN’T SLEEP WITH THE NEIGHBOR OR THE POOL BOY HAPPY WITH THE LIFE YOU PROVIDE HER WITH DOESN’T LOOK AT SEX LIKE ITS WORK KEEPS HER FEMINEN PART FRESH SMELLING…VERY, VERY IMPORTANT. LIKES SPORTS LIKES BABY OIL MESSAGES AND RUBBER SHEETS DOESN’T TURN INTO A RAVING BEEYATCH AND USE PMS AS AN EXCUSE FOR BEING EMOTIONALY/MENTALY UNSTABLE THAT KIND OF REAL WOMAN…GET IT. Some I would agree to, others not so much. I have a stepfather who cooks way better than any woman I know, and cleaning is done in my house by the person who made the mess. ...and what are rubber sheets?

Lakeman Joined Mon 04/30/07 Posts: 10261	Mon 09/15/08 02:54 PM
yea...it separates the haves and the have nots as far as good sense of humor is concerned.

Lily0923 Joined Sun 12/02/07 Posts: 20429	Mon 09/15/08 02:54 PM
...and what are rubber sheets? Oh young grasshopper, first you must take the pebble from my hand....

Lily0923 Joined Sun 12/02/07 Posts: 20429	Mon 09/15/08 02:55 PM
yea...it separates the haves and the have nots as far as good sense of humor is concerned. The problem is when they post like that ALL the time then try to pass it off as a joke....

Lakeman Joined Mon 04/30/07 Posts: 10261	Mon 09/15/08 02:56 PM
...and what are rubber sheets? Oh young grasshopper, first you must take the pebble from my hand.... rubber tablets have rubber sheets....lol

BlueskyJ Joined Tue 06/26/07 Posts: 2927	Mon 09/15/08 02:58 PM
Real Women recite & have the following memorized: Anything you want Honey! You're the best Dear! What a man!