I awoke from a nap
to a sudden quick slap
you forgot my beer
how dare you my dear!

Here are the keys
go now to the store,
and bring it to me
before I give you more!

My face sunk
as I slunk to the car,
forgot my wallet
wouldnt get very far.

The wife shook her head
and walked slowly away,
had disappointed her again
as I seem to everyday.

Just cant make her happy
no matter what I do,
maybe I should leave her
and tell her wer'e through.

I need some happiness
someone for joy,
then forever being grouchy
one I always annoy.

This ones a witch
for the lack of a better word,
she is also very jealous
and a downright nerd!

Thanks once again for your kind comments! I really dont know where my words come from,ut they just come to me naturally!