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Topic: Dear diary......omg another diary!!! - part 110
beachbum069 Joined Mon 04/07/08 Posts: 14325	Mon 09/15/08 05:24 PM
Lightweight

purplecat Joined Tue 10/10/06 Posts: 35756	Mon 09/15/08 05:30 PM
extremely

beachbum069 Joined Mon 04/07/08 Posts: 14325	Mon 09/15/08 05:32 PM
Good thing to know.

beachbum069 Joined Mon 04/07/08 Posts: 14325	Mon 09/15/08 05:32 PM
How'd your hair turn out ?

purplecat Joined Tue 10/10/06 Posts: 35756	Mon 09/15/08 05:36 PM
I donno its kinda dark I guess it looks ok

beachbum069 Joined Mon 04/07/08 Posts: 14325	Mon 09/15/08 05:43 PM
I donno its kinda dark I guess it looks ok Turn on a light silly

ladyliz1417 Joined Wed 12/27/06 Posts: 51463	Mon 09/15/08 05:55 PM
DD, not allowed to have mixed blends in the coffee house anymore

beachbum069 Joined Mon 04/07/08 Posts: 14325	Mon 09/15/08 05:58 PM
DD, not allowed to have mixed blends in the coffee house anymore What were you mixing ?

purplecat Joined Tue 10/10/06 Posts: 35756	Mon 09/15/08 06:23 PM
order two half order cups an mix em together?? (donno I'm allergic to coffee)

purplecat Joined Tue 10/10/06 Posts: 35756	Mon 09/15/08 06:26 PM
HAVE YOU EVER BEEN GUILTY OF LOOKING AT OTHERS YOUR OWN AGE AND > > THINKING, SURELY I CAN'T LOOK THAT OLD? > > > > WELL.. YOU'LL LOVE THIS ONE. > > > > MY NAME IS ALICE SMITH AND I WAS SITTING IN THE > > WAITING ROOM FOR MY FIRST APPOINTMENT WITH A NEW DENTIST. > > I NOTICED HIS DDS DIPLOMA, WHICH BORE HIS FULL NAME. > > > > SUDDENLY, I REMEMBERED A TALL, HANDSOME, > > DARK-HAIRED BOY WITH THE SAME NAME HAD BEEN IN MY HIGH SCHOOL CLASS > > SOME 30-ODD YEARS AGO. > > > > COULD HE BE THE SAME GUY THAT I HAD A SECRET > > CRUSH ON, WAY BACK THEN? UPON SEEING HIM, HOWEVER, I QUICKLY > > DISCARDED ANY SUCH THOUGHT. > > > > THIS BALDING, GREY-HAIRED MAN WITH THE DEEPLY > > LINED FACE WAS WAY TOO OLD TO HAVE BEEN MY CLASSMATE. > > AFTER HE EXAMINED MY TEETH, I ASKED HIM IF HE HAD ATTENDED MORGAN > > PARK HIGH SCHOOL . > > > > 'YES. YES , I DID. I'M A MUSTANG,' HE GLEAMED WITH PRIDE. > > > > 'WHEN DID YOU GRADUATE?' I ASKED. > > > > HE ANSWERED , 'IN 1975. WHY DO YOU ASK?' > > > > 'YOU WERE IN MY CLASS!', I EXCLAIMED. > > > > HE LOOKED AT ME CLOSELY. > > > > THEN THAT > > > > UGLY, > > > > OLD, > > > > BALD, > > > > WRINKLED, > > > > FAT ASS, > > > > GREY-HAIRED, > > > > DECREPIT > > > > SON-OF-A-***** ASKED: > > > > > > 'WHAT DID YOU TEACH?' > >

ladyliz1417 Joined Wed 12/27/06 Posts: 51463	Mon 09/15/08 06:29 PM
DD, not allowed to have mixed blends in the coffee house anymore What were you mixing ? I mixed EVERYTHING in bad_girls coffee house Got in big trouble too...lol

polson Joined Sun 12/31/06 Posts: 28173	Mon 09/15/08 06:31 PM


scoundrel Joined Thu 07/03/08 Posts: 5960	Mon 09/15/08 11:19 PM
That joke about the woman visiting the dentist reminded me of an inicident in my life. When I went to college, in '93, it was 21 years after I graduated from high school. I shared a few classes with a young fellow who had graduated from the same high school, '92. After about the second term of our first year in college, he told me that the quality of my work (we were taking CAD design, trigonometry, and structural science together) surprised him. He admitted that he had not expected me to make past the first term...but that he was glad that I had made it. It surprises youngsters that 'old folks' really can compete for modern jobs, if we choose to do so.

purplecat Joined Tue 10/10/06 Posts: 35756	Mon 09/15/08 11:20 PM
awwwwww jeeeeeez pass the tissues pleaze.... I've got boooggers

chevylover1965 Joined Sat 09/29/07 Posts: 43370	Mon 09/15/08 11:21 PM


scoundrel Joined Thu 07/03/08 Posts: 5960	Mon 09/15/08 11:24 PM
Ren & Stimpy taught me that you can make play figures out of boogers if you stick them to a piece of paper and let them dry.

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Mon 09/15/08 11:24 PM
LOOK!!!!! IM A MIME!!!

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Mon 09/15/08 11:25 PM
Yup.

purplecat Joined Tue 10/10/06 Posts: 35756	Mon 09/15/08 11:25 PM
but its watery boogers??

scotty1964 Joined Wed 11/14/07 Posts: 10197	Mon 09/15/08 11:26 PM
HAVE YOU EVER BEEN GUILTY OF LOOKING AT OTHERS YOUR OWN AGE AND > > THINKING, SURELY I CAN'T LOOK THAT OLD? > > > > WELL.. YOU'LL LOVE THIS ONE. > > > > MY NAME IS ALICE SMITH AND I WAS SITTING IN THE > > WAITING ROOM FOR MY FIRST APPOINTMENT WITH A NEW DENTIST. > > I NOTICED HIS DDS DIPLOMA, WHICH BORE HIS FULL NAME. > > > > SUDDENLY, I REMEMBERED A TALL, HANDSOME, > > DARK-HAIRED BOY WITH THE SAME NAME HAD BEEN IN MY HIGH SCHOOL CLASS > > SOME 30-ODD YEARS AGO. > > > > COULD HE BE THE SAME GUY THAT I HAD A SECRET > > CRUSH ON, WAY BACK THEN? UPON SEEING HIM, HOWEVER, I QUICKLY > > DISCARDED ANY SUCH THOUGHT. > > > > THIS BALDING, GREY-HAIRED MAN WITH THE DEEPLY > > LINED FACE WAS WAY TOO OLD TO HAVE BEEN MY CLASSMATE. > > AFTER HE EXAMINED MY TEETH, I ASKED HIM IF HE HAD ATTENDED MORGAN > > PARK HIGH SCHOOL . > > > > 'YES. YES , I DID. I'M A MUSTANG,' HE GLEAMED WITH PRIDE. > > > > 'WHEN DID YOU GRADUATE?' I ASKED. > > > > HE ANSWERED , 'IN 1975. WHY DO YOU ASK?' > > > > 'YOU WERE IN MY CLASS!', I EXCLAIMED. > > > > HE LOOKED AT ME CLOSELY. > > > > THEN THAT > > > > UGLY, > > > > OLD, > > > > BALD, > > > > WRINKLED, > > > > FAT ASS, > > > > GREY-HAIRED, > > > > DECREPIT > > > > SON-OF-A-***** ASKED: > > > > > > 'WHAT DID YOU TEACH?' > > i hope wasnt about me u know ur my favorite.......