Due to increasing products liability litigation,
Canadian Beer Brewers have accepted the FDA's
suggestion that the following warning labels be placed
immediately on all beer containers:

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you
wondering what the hell happened to your bra.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think
you are whispering when you are not.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is a major factor
in dancing like a retard.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to
tell your friends over and over again that you love
them.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to
think you can sing.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to
believe that ex-lovers are really dying for you to
telephone them at four in the morning.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think
you can logically converse with other members of the
opposite sex without spitting.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think
you have mystical Kung Fu powers, resulting in you
getting your ass kicked.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to
roll over in the morning and see something really
scary.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is the leading
cause of inexplicable rug burns on the forehead.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may create the
illusion that you are tougher, smarter, faster and
better looking than most people.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to
believe you are invisible.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to
think people are laughing WITH you.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause a
disturbance in the time-space continuum, whereby gaps
of time may seem to literally disappear !!

lol thats great.

NOW I remember some of the reasons I
QUIT drinking!!!!

If only someone had showed me that 25 years ago,those are great