Topic: This is a good one
plp's photo
Wed 09/10/08 03:55 PM
A man's wife is standing naked in front of a full length mirror and says to her husband:" I am feeling fat, wrinkled and don't like the way I look, please say something nice".

The husband thinks for a moment and says to his wife" honey, your eyesight is perfect".

He never heard the shot coming.