"looks all innocent" What?

Awww sugarplum I can't let you just go blow up Canada....I have a lot of friends there.


and I didn't pick you for your angelic qualities....gigglesnort.

I need to talk to my chica.

These are the positions that have been filled.


Vice President Beachbum Sam

Secretary of Defense Goofball Mitch

Positions that need to be filled

Secretary of State
Department of State (1789):
Handles foreign affairs and relationships with other nations. It makes recommendations on foreign policy, negotiates treaties, speaks for the United States in the United Nations, and represents the United States at international conferences.

Department of the Treasury (1789):
Formulates and recommends economic, financial, tax, and fiscal policies; serves as financial agent for the US Government; enforces the law; and manufactures coins and currency.


Attorney General
Department of Justice (1870):
Enforces and defends the Federal laws of the United States by preventing and controlling crime, seeking just punishment for those guilty of unlawful behavior; and enforcing the Nation's immigration laws.

Secretary of the Interior
Department of the Interior (1849):
Oversees national conservation efforts and is responsible for most of our nationally owned public lands, natural resources, and wildlife.

Secretary of Agriculture
Department of Agriculture (1862):
Ensures a safe, affordable, nutritious, and accessible food supply; cares for agriculture, forest, and range lands; supports the development of rural communities; and provides economic development for farmers and rural residents.

Secretary of Commerce
Department of Commerce (1903):
Promotes economic, business, and job opportunities for all Americans. It is responsible for all copyrights, patents, and trademarks. It also plays a major role in Federal government matters related to oceans, weather, and technology.

Secretary of Labor
Department of Labor (1913):
Oversees the interests of US workers by protecting workers' wages, health and safety employment and pension rights; promoting equal employment opportunity; and administering job training, unemployment insurance, and workers' compensation programs.

Secretary of Health & Human Services
Department of Health and Human Services (1953):
Protects the health of all Americans and provides essential human services. The duties of the Department include conducting medical research, preventing the outbreak of diseases, assuring the safety of food and drugs; administering financial assistance for low income families; protecting against child and domestic abuse; and protecting against drug abuse.

Department of Housing and Urban Development Seal Secretary of Housing & Development
Department of Housing and Urban Development (1965):
Aims to create a decent, safe, and sanitary home and living environment for every American. It is responsible for home ownership programs, providing housing assistance for low income persons, helping the homeless, and promoting growth and development in distressed neighborhoods.

Secretary of Transportation
Department of Transportation (1966):
Ensures a fast, safe, efficient, accessible and convenient transportation system. This includes transportation of people and goods by car, plane, train, and ship. It is also responsible for maintaining the Federal highway system.

Secretary of Energy
Department of Energy (1977):
Researches and develops reliable energy systems that are friendly to the environment, but are not too expensive. It is also responsible for the Nation's nuclear energy and weapons technologies.

Secretary of Education
Department of Education (1979):
Establishes guidelines and provides leadership to address American education. It helps local communities meet the needs of their students. It also helps individuals pay for college and prepare for employment.

Secretary of Veterans Affairs
Department of Veterans Affairs (1988):
Acts as the principal advocate for veterans and their families ensuring that they receive medical care, benefits, social support, and lasting memorials recognizing their service.

Secretary of Homeland Security
Department of Homeland Security (2003):
Works to prevent terrorist attacks within the United States, reduce America's vulnerability to terrorism, and minimize the damage from potential attacks and natural disasters.

Who have you got for the Doggie Position Deb?

Oh that one is totally reserved for you sweets.......no one can talk crap better then the dan-ster and still please someone on all fours.......ohhhhhhh yea baby that one is all yours.

As the "Monica Lewinsky" (LOL) of this campaign I nominate

Feralcatlady aka "DEBBIE TAYLOR"


She is a good,honest, fair, not to mention "HOT AS HELL"...

Debbie stands by her fellow Americans and will do whats best for our Country!!!!

Not only does she have strong beliefs but who would be better then Debbie??????

I am sorry, I can't vote for someone who thinks dinosaurs never existed.

I wonder if I forwarded that topic to politicians if we would see dirty politic commercials about it.

Excuse me love I never said they didn't exsist....where did you get a silly idea like that.

i wanna be secertary of treasure handle all the money lol

Your topic, the truth about dinosaurs. Correct me if I am wrong, but don't you believe the earth is only like 6000 years old and did you not say you thought dinosaur bones were bones from different animals or falsely created.

Either way, that's what you post comes off as.

You got it Kerry




SECRETARY OF THE TREASURER

no you are wrong on all accounts. I said that I think the earth is only 6000 - 10000 years old....but no where did I say that dino's were not here. And I never ever said anything of the sort that dino bones were from different animals or falsly created....need to get facts straight love before you falsely accuse people. Dino's were here just not billions and billions of years ago...that is theory and not fact.

Okay, I am secretary of Labor

'I said that I think the earth is only 6000 - 10000 years old'



Judy...I think you have this contest won!

Wow, 6000-10000 is way off from my 6000. That is not a "wrong" in my book. Not to mention I did say correct me if I am wrong.

Well evidence suggests that it took the water of the Colorado River 17 million years to cut the Grand Canyon. I am a Christian, but someone taking the bible over scientific facts is not the kind of person I would vote to run a country.

I also don't know any of your views on politics so I can't vote on u.

pssst....this isnt a real presidential campaign Chaz..

grrrrrrrr I think not....

no problemo......your choice........but remember sweets that science is all based on theory not facts....